Master Fic List
Master Fic List
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Featured Fic
- A Journey Through Time and Space 4 April 2006The Boosh is on the verge of breaking up for good, but an unexpected and impossible journey to the Zooniverse may teach Julian and Noel how to better appreciate their creations.
- All Things That Are Good 9 April 2006The story of Old Gregg, the loneliest man-fish that ever was; or, “The Legend of Old Gregg” told from Old Gregg’s perspective.
- Brokeback Milky 3 March 2006A fic to fill in the gap in “The Nightmare of Milky Joe”. How did Howard end up marrying Precious? Why does she abuse him so? What’s the obsession with shelves?
- Candy Heart Nightmare 9 April 2006Valentines challenge entry – Howard is tired of being lonely and puts out a personal ad, with messy results. Now he’s being stalked down the streets of London with a love-struck best mate, an aloof microphone, and a pop song that just… won’t… get… out of his head! Most incomprehensible summary ever, but it might ...
- Cheeky Park Resuscitation 13 April 2009Lolling about in a park on a sunny day, Howard manages to drown himself in angst. Will Vince set aside his epic daisy chain and commence the CPR procedure?
- Copper Coins 4 January 2007The long-forgotten fairytale version of how Noel met Julian.
- Deep Eremophobia 9 April 2006Pic challenge entry – Why does Howard hate to be touched? Vince wishes he knew, and wracks his thick brain and dim memory for the answer to the mystery. Will he find the answer by remembering what really happened up in the Arctic? Shouldn’t he consult a dictionary for big words like pteronophobia? And what’s ...
- Five Resolutions Vince Wrote Down, but Forgot 24 January 2008Writing things down was supposed to help you remember, wasn’t it?
- Hot and Cold 2 April 2006He couldn’t understand why this kept happening.
- I Know What You Think I Am 10 April 2006This was inspired by the interview in which Noel and Julian discuss how they first met. I took the incredible liberty of filling in the gaps. It’s in four parts, one very long and three quite short, spanning the first few months from Noel initially seeing Julian’s stand up, to Noel performing on the same ...
- I Love The Chosen One 5 April 2006Cut scene from Fountain of Youth, aka What Happened In My Mind When I Watched Fountain of Youth
- I’m Old Gregg: Photos Taken from their UK Tour, ‘06 3 April 2006A sort of A/U for “The Legend of Old Gregg”. What if Vince hadn’t rescued Howard? What if Howard had been forced to marry Gregg and form a band?
- Leotard 9 April 2006Howard’s daydreaming tendencies land him in a slightly odd situation. Set during series two.
- Mrs Gideon’s First Day at Work 20 May 2007Howard/Mrs Gideon. Why Mrs Gideon never recognises Howard Moon. The whole, sex-drenched story. Read on!
- Over Him 7 April 2008It’s not worth wasting all of your time over someone who doesn’t fancy you back. Or is it?
- Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon 3 November 2015A narrative, conveyed with the assistance of Vince Noir, of how Howard Moon realised she was a woman, and what was done about it.
- Pelt the Rabbit in his Big White Face! 7 April 2008“There’s this big rabbit and he’s huge, he’s like 6 foot, right, and he’s got this massive face and, I mean, it doesn’t matter where you are, right, you could be wherever, could be by a windmill, it doesn’t matter…” Vince teaches Howard how to play Pelt the Rabbit in his Big White Face.
- Return of the Spirit of Jazz 10 April 2008The Spirit of Jazz has come back for Howard.
- Silent Hill vs The Mighty Boosh 29 October 2006Howard, Vince, Naboo and Bob Fossil take a works outing to the sleepy town of Silent Hill. It goes about as well as can be expected. A/N: You don’t need to have played the games or seen the film to understand this – no unusual characters are mentioned. Except monsters.
- The “What The F*ck Are You Doing?!” Card 9 April 2006Julian reflects on Noel’s oddness.
- The Miseducation of Howard Moon 21 April 2009Maverick-about-town and colon: adventurer though he may be, Howard starts to realize one morning that he is woefully underprepared to deal with the greatest challenge that has ever crossed his path. Murderous Cockney geezers? Pfft. Transgendered psychotic mermen? No problem. Vicious urban foxes? Piece of cake. Best friend laying naked on you in a bathtub? … better ...
- The Yellow Silk Scarf 19 January 2010An alternative universe story set in Soho and the London music hall during the 1890s
- This Is The New Shit 9 April 2006Smuttiness
- Thursday Next 1 July 2007Julian Barratt/Russell Brand. Inspired by Julian and Noel’s appearance on Russell Brand’s 1 Leicester Square, and before at The Secret Policeman’s Ball. I saw sparks.
- You Used to Play Jazz, Didn’t You, Howard? 5 April 2006In the radio series we learn that Howard and Mrs Gideon played jazz together. In the tv series she never recognises him. What happened?
- Your Biggest Secret Fan 9 April 2006Christmas fic challenge entry – Through a dramatic mix-up involving the Fountain of Youth and hair products, Howard and Vince become encased in tight youthful faces and are sent off to school. Can Howard endure puberty for the second time? Can Vince beat off all his admirers? (HAHA pun!) And can they stop fighting long ...
The Mighty Boosh
- 20th Century Boys 11 December 2013Vince grows up in a rough South London neighborhood, Howard is a sheltered only child from Leeds, what will they happen when they meet?
- 26 Fics in 26 Minutes 8 August 2006A story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.
- A Booshmas Carol 26 December 2007The festive season has reached the Mighty Boosh boys and Vince is as ever in the party mood with Howard tagging behind. But something isn’t quite right in their fairy tale world.
- A Booshy Halloween 21 October 2008Vince helps Howard with his costume, Naboo does some magic, Bollo becomes human. This is a really good story
- A Booshy Mannequin 20 April 2008Crossover and slash. Howard Moon, a struggling artist is going from one dead end job to the next. But it all changes when a mannequin he creates comes to life in a department store where he gets a new job.
- A Crap Story About An Arguement 26 October 2008As best friends go, Vince and Howard have a lot of faults.
- A Journey Through Time and Space 4 April 2006The Boosh is on the verge of breaking up for good, but an unexpected and impossible journey to the Zooniverse may teach Julian and Noel how to better appreciate their creations.
- A Man Like Rudi 18 January 2008Rudi is a holy man—one of the order of the psychedelic monks—but if, occasionally, a man like Rudi should engage in certain activities, it’s not really his fault. A wee ficlet
- A Moment Like This 24 November 2008Vince tries to express his feelings for Howard after hearing a truthful song. Songfic and slash.
- A Scarf, a Park and Swings 29 October 2009“I just think you’re really freaky, in a good way though, like me.” Howard/Vince implied. A childhood story, their first real meeting.
- Accessories 21 November 2008Howard didn't accessorize. But that didn't mean he didn't like accessories…
- Aesthetically Pleasing 1 November 2010Howard’s finding Vince very aesthetically pleasing.
- All Things That Are Good 9 April 2006The story of Old Gregg, the loneliest man-fish that ever was; or, “The Legend of Old Gregg” told from Old Gregg’s perspective.
- Almost Certain to Disagree 6 February 2008Vince drinks a potion. Howard loses his virginity. Is this a direct or indirect correlation? That question doesn’t really come into consideration, but there is awkward first-time sex.
- Alternate Scene 4 March 2006Just a little interlude between a damp and semi-naked Howard Moon and everyones favourite fishy bastard.
- An Easter to Remember 25 March 2008One off fluffy slash shot. Vince is upset when Howard dosen’t buy him an easter gift, so will a visit from the Easter Bunny help Howard find the perfect gift?
- Angel Delight 30 June 2008Vince and Howard get upto some fun in the kitchen making angel delight.
- Babies are Genius! 2 February 2008Howard Moon gets pregnant. A silly, silly short story.
- Beer and Cigarettes 27 August 2008Julian and Noel write and shoot the Boosh movie. All talk and no action… well, maybe a little action (Joint winner of Fic Challenge #23: Boosh Movie Scene).
- Big Black Spot ™ 28 October 2008In which Vince has a clothing emergency, and Howard has an epiphany. Again.
- Bioluminescent 26 October 2008Howard makes a startling discovery.
- Birds 3 April 2006Howards had a crap day, and Vince is like a budgie.
- Black Frost 23 June 2008Set in ‘Tundra’, Black Frost attacks, Vince is hurt
- Blood lust 30 June 2007Vince gets bitten by a bat…. and things begin to change
- Board Room Business 9 January 2008There is tension between any leader and his followers, but for Dennis and Saboo theirs is of a more fevered nature. Will Saboo be able to let go of his pride and confess his feelings for his “sire”? Will Dennis be able to see the answer in front of him and leave Methuselah?
- Bobby-boy and his baby blue pants 23 October 2007Howard dances for Bob Fossil in little blue pants. Why?With lavish dialogue theft from the radio series (Episode 4, Mutants)
- Booshdust 21 April 2008Stardust/Mighty Boosh crossover. Howard Thorn wishes to impress Victoria Gideon by going beyound their village wall to find a fallen star in a new magical world.
- Boosht Hollow 23 July 2008After a series of murders have been carried out at the small village of Sleepy Hollow, constable Howard Crane has been called out to investigate them. Can he slove the mystery with his new friend Naboo and his new love interest, the mysterious Vince Van Tassel?
- Brokeback Milky 3 March 2006A fic to fill in the gap in “The Nightmare of Milky Joe”. How did Howard end up marrying Precious? Why does she abuse him so? What’s the obsession with shelves?
- Bruised 3 April 2006Bainbridge kicks Howard in the balls by mistake. Vince tries to help Howard. Vince has thoughts…
- Burn Scar 6 June 2011The story behind Vince’s burn scar, or answer to the question “Under what circumstances does one possibly get pissed then fall asleep while using Nicky Clarke hair straighteners?”
- Calm During the Storm 7 September 2008It’s was a dark and stormy night, and Vince didn’t like it one bit.
- Camping 5 April 2006The pair go camping on their anniversary. Vince throws a strop, and Howard does some stuff.
- Candy Heart Nightmare 9 April 2006Valentines challenge entry – Howard is tired of being lonely and puts out a personal ad, with messy results. Now he’s being stalked down the streets of London with a love-struck best mate, an aloof microphone, and a pop song that just… won’t… get… out of his head! Most incomprehensible summary ever, but it might ...
- Charm 5 April 2006My first Boosh fic, and although I suppose it’s very loosely based on a tour of sorts, it’s not a challenge entry. Feel free to mock.
- Cheekbone 6 September 2017Luckily mornings were pretty secluded for the two, so their odd occassional closeness was unseen by others excluding sometimes Bollo and Naboo. Though, unfortunately for the two, things were about to get out of control as the day progressed… No doubt Vince is popular, it’s isn’t the first time he’s been photographed or mentioned in cheekbone… ...
- Cheeky Park Resuscitation 13 April 2009Lolling about in a park on a sunny day, Howard manages to drown himself in angst. Will Vince set aside his epic daisy chain and commence the CPR procedure?
- Chinese Whispers 8 December 2007A rumor is started, misinterpreted, and misinterpreted again until it’s common knowledge in the Zooniverse that Howard and Vince are bumming. Only they’re not.
- Christmas Fluff 9 April 2006Christmas day in a Zookeepers’ hut
- Clandestine Romance 13 June 2007A peek into Vince’s head, his thoughts and feelings towards Howard during Kileroo
- Completely Normal 2 February 2008Vince persuades Howard to give it a go… after all, it’s completely normal.
- Concussion 3 April 2006Howard gets a bump on the head, and Vince gets (slightly) frustrated. Not really slash, and I don’t think it’s one of my best but here goes.
- Couch 1 July 2007PWP. Off topic. This came about from conversations in the forum that mentioned a table and the phrase “Spread em, Barratt”
- Couldn’t Help but Smile 15 December 2006Howard can’t help but stare at his best mate… who notices.
- Deep Eremophobia 9 April 2006Pic challenge entry – Why does Howard hate to be touched? Vince wishes he knew, and wracks his thick brain and dim memory for the answer to the mystery. Will he find the answer by remembering what really happened up in the Arctic? Shouldn’t he consult a dictionary for big words like pteronophobia? And what’s ...
- Design 30 July 2009Vince shares his thoughts on the Grand Design with Howard.
- Dinner for Two 8 January 2009It’s a year since The Party. Vince promises to let Howard decide how to celebrate his 33rd birthday, but all Howard wants is a minimal fuss and to connect like they used to do.
- Distractions 1 October 2007Ways from distracting oneself from what one is meant to be doing
- Dixon Bainbridge Was Pissed Off (Aftermath Story 1) 9 April 2006Dixon Bainbridge was pissed off.
- Do It Yourself 28 April 2008“It’s your eyes, your little beady scorpion eyes, shifting and darting about. I mean I’m used to it, but I don’t want those small eyes of yours to disrupt my dates when I bring them back to my boudoir.” – Prompt #538 from the lgbtfest. Howard doesn’t mind when Vince brings home women. Even when ...
- Do You Find It Happens All The Time? 4 October 2009When Howard falls ill, Vince is at first bewildered, then forced to cope with different feelings towards his best friend, which may be deeper than he at first suspected.
- Don’t Leave Me 17 January 2010Two years have passed since they’ve seen each other. Nothing’s really changed. Or so it appears at first glance…
- Down in the Park 8 September 2006A rather silly almost smut drabble dedicated to maestro1123, because she wanted some AU Vampire!Boosh for the challenge.
- Down the Devil’s Road 29 July 2006Vamp!Boosh. Howard’s been running, but now he’s been found.
- Drabble 5 April 2006There is paint. And fluff. But not fluffy paint
- Drabbles 21 January 2011Various drabbles, all in one place. Mostly from challenges on LJ
- el amor es nunca libre 3 April 2006Rudi has deep feelings for Spider.
- Electric Dreams 23 January 2008Howard Moon, Man of Action, sets off on a death-defying mission to save the world, with reluctant sidekick Vince tagging aling for the ride. Tensions are high, however, as the recent feelings our heroes have been experiencing towards each other are a little more than platonic. Will they find love, prevent armageddon, and still be ...
- Electro Girl on Girl 23 September 2008Neon and Ultra get it on after a gig. Complete and utter PWP.
- Electro Smudge 2 April 2006Letting off steam after the Electro-Jazz fiasco.
- Emerald Nightmare 5 May 2008Howard seeks revenge when Vince is attacked by the Hitcher
- Evesdropping 21 December 2007Bollo finds out it’s better not to evesdrop on his friends. Short slightly slash. Mostly dialogue fic.
- Fact Not Fiction 5 January 2010Vince is no good at explaining himself.
- Fairy Lights and Fireflies 9 April 2006Bollo was asleep under the wrapping paper, Naboo had passed out drunk on eggnog and Vince was sitting cross-legged on the floor staring at the blinking fairy lights.
- Finding a Leopard 23 April 2015Howard and Vince met lots of different ways; this is one of them. Or: Vince is eleven and small, and Howard is eleven and slightly less small.
- Fingertips 13 July 2010What goes on the roof stays on the roof. Howard never lets me finish my sentences. Once, just once, I really wish he would.
- First Time for Everything 13 January 2008“…the fact that Vince was sitting next to him with a cushion in his lap to hide the appalling boner that he couldn’t get rid of, all drunk and young-looking and beautiful. How easy would it be for Howard to simply reach down and slip a hand under that cushion…” Vince and Howard have nervous ...
- Five Resolutions Vince Wrote Down, but Forgot 24 January 2008Writing things down was supposed to help you remember, wasn’t it?
- Five Songs Anthrax Used To Hate 4 November 2008A variation on the ‘five things’ meme.
- Fossil Funtime 23 January 2008Fossil/Howard/Vince sandwich. Yes! Fossil pays a surprise visit to the flat.
- Get Foxed 5 December 2007Howard and Vince are faced with a new addition to the Nabootique. Series 3, but no spoilers.
- Get Inside You, Boy 11 January 2008As Howard sleeps one night, the Spirit of Jazz comes to him with the intention of having a little fun with his most hapless of devotees
- Gingerbread Houses and Other Festive Failures 13 April 2009On Christmas Eve, in the absence of Vince and his Plan Pony, Howard fails miserably at constructing a gingerbread house. His sad lump of greyish dough brings the flaws of their friendship to floury light.
- Glass Heart 27 November 2010Vince Noir- he plays the field, has probably dated most of Camden and swears it’ll always be that way. Howard is surprised to discover that Vince was in love once. Why has he kept it secret?
- Hair’s To You, Mr. Moon 5 April 2009Whilst in a jazz trance, Howard accidentally lights Vince’s hair on fire and as a result, it becomes split-end central and bold-patch party. Feeling bad, Howard suggests that they enroll the help of Naboo, but discover that the shaman is out. Desperate for his strong blacks locks back, Vince steals a bottle of hair lotion ...
- Haircut 100 24 November 2007Vince ponders the important issues of the day, in drabble form – anyone else got any ideas for a better summary?
- Half-Full of Hollow 13 April 2009Fed up with his increasing alienation from Howard, Vince decides to forcibly regress into his sunshiney days.
- hangover. 18 August 2009vince and howard go out on the town. Howard wakes up with a splitting headache and a few questions.
- Helping You 26 October 2008Vince x Howard slash. Vince discovers Leroy has headlice. Terrified he may have caught them, he runs to Howard for help.
- Hide Your Love 14 January 2009It’s a normal night in the Zooniverse until Vince invites a girlfriend around! Howard gets jealous and realises his feelings for Vince.
- Hiding 4 April 2006A series of short stories based on the idea of hiding.
- His Changed Feelings 29 January 2010A love story. Howice. Vince’s and Howard’s POV.
- His Eyes In The Dark 4 October 2010Sometimes he has nightmares. Some nights. Most nights. I try to remember but it’s hard to forget when he’s like this. ONE-SHOT.
- How Naboo Stole Christmas 13 April 2009When Naboo goes Grinch and steals all public holidays from his hapless employees, Howard and Vince must make do with the one day they’ve got. So what is there to celebrate on a non-holiday holiday? (Well, fluff, for one thing.)
- Howard B. Conducts Further Explorations 5 November 2015… And Vince joins her. A narrative following the events of ‘Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon’, in which Howard’s transition continues apace, and her romance with Vince takes on a new dimension.
- Howard Moon Wins; Vince Noir Loses 15 September 2006Howard gets sick of Vince getting all the attention and takes steps of a magical nature to do something about it. You’d be surprised how fast something like that can spin out of control wait, you wouldn’t? Man, you’ve seen this show before, haven’t you?
- Howard Moon, Colon, Investigator 23 November 2008Howard Moon is a down and out private eye. Leroy has gone missing and Vince gets him on the job. Together they get absorbed in the seedy shamanistic underbelly of Camden. AU.
- Howard Moon, Former Male Prostitute 16 April 2008How Howard Moon ended up as a former male prostitute, how Bob Fossil found out about it, and where Vince comes into the equation. (Although Fossil doesn’t appear until later parts, and neither does Vince.) Set before the time of The Boosh.
- Howard Moon: Secret Agent 27 March 2010This is on a need-to-know basis. Move over, Bond. The name’s Moon, Howard Moon.And that is all you need to know…
- Howard’s Night with a Hermaphrodite 7 January 2008What if Howard could love Old Gregg? And what exactly is a mangina?
- Hula Hoops 3 April 2006A dialogue-only piece set after Tundra
- Hunger 3 April 2006Set during the cannibal scene in “The Nightmare of Milky Joe”
- Hungry 18 November 2013Vince comes home from a party with a strange shoulder injury.
- Hurting to Protect 9 September 2007Sequel to Watching Over You. Bainbridge finds out about Vince’s and Howard’s realationship and wants to put a stop to it, but how far will he go? Another small slash fic.
- I Do Some of My Best Work While You’re Oblivious 9 April 2006Set the night before the Nightmare of Milky Joe
- I Have Never 29 July 2006PWP – Late night drinking games lead Howard and Vince to reveal a little too much about themselves. Then they take off allllllll their clothes.
- I Love The Chosen One 5 April 2006Cut scene from Fountain of Youth, aka What Happened In My Mind When I Watched Fountain of Youth
- I love you too 22 October 2008Julian is in love with noel , he decides to tell him…what happens next? Very romantic and heart warming :]
- I see the night, but I’m lost outside of you 6 October 2008Howard has a visitor. Vince has a broken heart. Howard’s POV
- I Want To Know What Love is… 29 September 2009The growing love story of Howard and Vince, set after series 3. Lots of unrequited feelings. Shows both Vince and Howard’s POV.
- I Want to See You in Your Office Instantly 9 April 2006Bainbridge returns from another adventure.
- I’m Old Gregg: Photos Taken from their UK Tour, ‘06 3 April 2006A sort of A/U for “The Legend of Old Gregg”. What if Vince hadn’t rescued Howard? What if Howard had been forced to marry Gregg and form a band?
- If You Were Mine 14 January 2008Follow-up to Meant to Be a Joke. Vince gets what he wants and Howard tries to roleplay. I get embarrassed.
- In the Band 23 January 2008Written for accio_arse from the prompt: ‘From back in the days when Howard used to play jazz in a band – with Rudi and Mrs Gideon. Howard’s about to get kicked off the band for being crap, and he’ll do anything to stay. Mrs Gideon never remembers who he even is, so Howard tries to ...
- Insataible 5 June 2008A look at Vince and Howard’s relationship in song form. Sucky summery, sorry.
- Invisible 1 November 2010Howard finds himself a pretty little jazz girl. Vince is not so sure he likes it all that much, and is she really so perfect?
- It’s always been you 28 September 2009The tension has been there since their kiss on the roof. Howard and Vince are left alone in the shop, what will happen next?
- Jane Eyre vs. The Mighty Boosh 29 July 2006Vince Noiyre, a young governess, takes a position at Thornfield Hall under the watchful eye of Howard Moonchester. But what are those noises coming from the attic? Why does everyone think Vince is a girl? And how old is Naboo?
- Jazz Dalek 27 September 2010Howard and Vince have an incident over a used CD, and their adventure takes them closer to home than one might imagine. (Not a x-over, despite the Doctor Who references)
- Jazz It Up Little Man 14 June 2009Jazz clubs are not thrilling for Vince Noir.
- Just Walking Through 11 December 2008Vince and Howard walk through a doorway and find themselves in the Hub.
- Kinder Eggs and Blowholes 13 September 2006Everything’s normal (or as normal as it ever can get…) at the Zooniverse except that Howard and Vince don’t work there. Rudi and the Hitcher, however, do.
- Kissing Lessons 31 October 2008Oneshot. Set immediately after “Party”. On the bouncy castle, after everyone’s gone home, Vince feels guilty about not giving Howard a great birthday party and insists on making it up to him.
- Kittens and Kisses 21 May 2010short piece of fluffiness, involving slashy kisses and a pet kitten
- Labyrinth, Boosh Style 1 April 2008After Vince annoys him too much with songs from the film ‘Labyrinth’, Howard finally yels at Vince and tells him to grow up. Vince then wishes the goblins will take him away, which results in Howard’s dissappearence and a quest to defeat the goblin king. Next in my crossover stories.
- Lady Fame 9 April 2006Howard learns that fame isn’t everything, Vince fangirls and Naboo weeps. Also includes refreshing magical beverages, a vicious rumour and several false moustaches.
- Le Petit Prince 16 May 2010Vince needs some cheering up, but it’s nothing a little rough n’ tumble with Howard Moon won’t cure.
- Leotard 9 April 2006Howard’s daydreaming tendencies land him in a slightly odd situation. Set during series two.
- Let the Good Times Roll 19 June 2014Old Gregg enlists the help of his old man, the Hitcher, to reunite with his beloved Howard. When Howard goes missing on their trip to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, Vince once again has to save Howard in every way possible.
- Let’s Silence The Bitch! 23 July 2006Noel decides he’s had enough of the fictional bum sex…and somebody has to pay.
- Light We’ll See 16 September 2008Vince, age 9, sits next to the new kid in class, Howard, nearly 10. He takes it on himself to throw Howard a birthday party, and thus, their friendship blossoms.
- Like a Couple of Lonely Satsumas 18 December 2007The events of ‘Party,’ as narrated by Vince, but this time, he has something to say about how it ends
- Like Putting On A Glove 23 January 2008Howard/Vince awkward first time pwp.
- Logical Conclusions 13 April 2009Does your brain know something you don’t know? Jump in for a nail-tapping, pencil-snapping, lap-climbing story in which Vince tries to understand his own mind and Howard gets used as a make-shift motorway.
- Looks Toxic 26 January 2008From the prompt ‘Requesting some violent, filthy, graphic and passionate Electro Girl femmeslash (Neon/Ultra) plz!
- Lost 17 February 2008A series of six shorts charting a developing intimacy.
- Love Games 8 April 2006Response to the Secondary Characters challenge in which the lads find Old Gregg strapped to their van. Picks up where The Legend of Old Gregg ends.
- Love in the Tundra 16 October 2009After their return from the tundra Vince teases Howard about saying that he loves him. Will Vince be able to quit the banter and say what he really feels?
- Loved. 7 November 2008Bob tries to find Joey for ‘fun time’, but Joey is nowhere to be seen.
- Made Up Stories 16 February 2009A songfic to “Made Up Stories” by Go:Audio
- Magic Potion 9 April 2006Valentine’s Day isn’t always fluffy and lovely. Especially if magic is involved.
- Married on the Morrow 11 December 2007Sequel to When You Came Home Late. Vince has agreed to marry Terry, but Howard is convinced that Vince is making a big mistake.
- Meant to be a Joke 8 January 2008Just an unashamedly kinky but probably quite tame lil thing I thought someone here might like. About spanking.
- Memories and Fear 29 April 2008A little one off sequal to ‘Pain can lead to Feelings’. Vince hits his head badly feeding the animals and forgets everything about his life, and his love from Howard. He even becomes more afraid of the animals in the zoo. Can Howard help him remember before long?
- Midnight Crimping 2 February 2008Howard indulge in a spot of crimping in their bedroom in vests and pants.
- Mighty Boosh Shaman Juice 29 February 2008Naboo leaves Howard and Vince on thier own and the boys throw a party. Vince gets drunk and shares a bottle of shaman juice with Howard. The magical juice brings unfortunate events to the boosh boys lives…..
- Mistletoe Threeway 15 January 2008Howard finally surrenders his cherry in a post-“Party”verse fic. Starring Vince, Howard and Dennis the Head Shaman.
- Moonstone Cowboy 9 July 2021Come with us now on a journey to… The Wild West and the town of Moonstone. Vince is the cute cowboy with a big heart and an even bigger wardrobe. Howard is the dark and lamenting Sheriff trapped in an emotional cycle of guilt and need. In a world that’s like, but not like, the ...
- More Than a Mentor 4 April 2006A tearful Howard reveals to Vince the extent of his relationship with Tommy
- Moulin Boosh 15 January 2008Mighty Boosh X Moulin Rouge. Howard Moon, a penniless jazz musician and writer unwittenly falls in love with Vince Noir, the star courtesan from the Moulin Rouge and finds himself fighting of Vince affections with Dixon Bainbridge, the Duke.
- Mrs Gideon’s First Day at Work 20 May 2007Howard/Mrs Gideon. Why Mrs Gideon never recognises Howard Moon. The whole, sex-drenched story. Read on!
- Naboo and Bollo take a moonlit stroll on Pioneer Ridge 19 October 2009Naboo and Bollo bail on Howard’s lecture about the wilderness to drink some Shaman potion and enjoy the wilderness in their own way.
- Naboo’s Magic Dust 9 April 2006It’s Valentine’s Day and neither Howard nor Vince have the guts to do anything about it. So Naboo fixes it with his “magic” dust.
- Never Sneak Up on a Man with a Mirrorball 8 April 2006Trouble in paradise for Vince and Howard
- New Flat Shennanigans 26 September 2007between series 1 and 2, when the guys have recently moved into the flat. Howince, slight slash ish. first fanfic, so be gentle!
- New Year Celebrations 4 January 2008Five minutes to the new year, Vince scambles his way though the crowd, trying to find the one person he really wanted at midnight. Small slash fic.
- Nice Story 9 April 2006Right. I write angst, I’m not a very fluffy person and I can’t write it well but mah coosine (Rowan) made me write a fluffy story for her. She did, she jabbed pointy sticks at me until I complied. And here is the result. A modern masterpiece I like to call it. In fact, I ...
- Night Watch 3 November 2015However narcissistic he is, the sight of himself in his Zooniverse jacket had never before been sufficient to turn Vince on, but, well, it’s all about context, isn’t it?
- Not Doing Anything (Seven Minutes) 23 April 2015Until ‘Howard and Vince!’ someone says, and laughs burst out around the circle. ‘Pff, like they’re not doing it already!’ laughs a girl, and Vince turns to see Howard’s face battling to decide whether it wants to turn red or white. From the prompt ‘Howard/Vince – Seven Minutes in Heaven”
- Not Fox Bumming 23 April 2015Because Howard Moon needs a thorough bumming like Vince Noir needs an unlimited Top Shop voucher. Silly, filthy porn with way too much banter.
- Of Wine, Women and Cream Poetry 9 April 2006There’s a shindig going down at the Zooniverse
- Old Gregg’s Revenge 29 October 2007Sequal to Hurting To Protect, takes place after Legend of Old Gregg. Howard asks Vince to marry him, but when Old Gregg finds out, he decides he must get rid of the competition once and for all. Slash fic.
- On A Rainy Afternoon 7 October 2006A pwp drabble for a rainy afternoon.
- On The Dotted Line 3 April 2006The return of the Spirit of Jazz.
- On The Roof 20 December 2007Howard and Vince find themselves back on the roof the day after the party.
- Our Playlist 29 May 2010A bunch of fics inspired from my favorite songs on my playlist
- Outfit 3 April 2006Dialogue-only fic
- Over Him 7 April 2008It’s not worth wasting all of your time over someone who doesn’t fancy you back. Or is it?
- Owl Beaks 5 October 2006First Fic, i decided to re-add it 😀
- Pain Can Lead to Feelings 10 March 2008When Vince is attacked by the new lion at the zoo, Howard has to look after him, unmasking feelings for each other. Fluffy short slash.
- Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon 3 November 2015A narrative, conveyed with the assistance of Vince Noir, of how Howard Moon realised she was a woman, and what was done about it.
- Pelt the Rabbit in his Big White Face! 7 April 2008“There’s this big rabbit and he’s huge, he’s like 6 foot, right, and he’s got this massive face and, I mean, it doesn’t matter where you are, right, you could be wherever, could be by a windmill, it doesn’t matter…” Vince teaches Howard how to play Pelt the Rabbit in his Big White Face.
- Pete 3 April 2006Response to the Valentines Challenge
- Photo Finish 31 October 2008This starts off Het, but ends with Slash. Also, I wrote it as RPS but it kinda freaked me out so I just changed the names, which is why the characters are totally different. And why Howard is wearing poppers, and isn’t a virgin. Also there’s a tiny bit of girl on girl, but it’s ...
- Photos for Fossil 9 April 2006“Moon! Are you sleeping with Vince Noir?”
- Pies: A Tragico-Absurdist Vignette of Revolutionary Russia 23 April 2015‘This is a little piece now I’ve written myself, with a pen, and it’s set in Russia, around the turn of the century. I know what you’re thinking – don’t think that, because this is dark, penetrating theatre. Please enjoy a piece I’ve written, called simply: Pies. An excerpt from the script of Pies: A Tragico-Absurdist ...
- Play 23 January 2008Yeah, twas me wrote this. And I don’t even have an LJ. If you haven’t read it on the meme, it’s more spanking. More gratitious, less plot.
- Play Pretend 12 February 2008‘It’s funny how they never guessed we’re the same girls…’- just a wee ficlet, playing around with a new idea
- Pointless 9 April 2006Howard thinks about Vince.
- Possession 3 April 2006Dixon Bainbridge feels threatened by Vince and takes it out on Howard.
- Progression 26 October 2008Howard and Vince need something else to do at night.
- Regrets 20 May 2008Vince loses his temper and then his best friend. How will he cope?
- Remove Before 4 March 2008Written for Blue Boosh from the prompt “Vince wearing a little skirt and bunches, and being ultra bottomy. Howard being all nervous and turned on like, a tad bit awkward but still very dominant and manly :P”
- Return of the Spirit of Jazz 10 April 2008The Spirit of Jazz has come back for Howard.
- Run, Boosh, Run! 3 April 2006An immensely silly fic – sort of if The Mighty Boosh were a children’s show. Just read it.
- Satsumas and Jack: An Unlikely Combination 8 September 2010As seen of ff. net. Just a little smutty one-shot. Howince. Very explicit. Don’t read if you are underage or do not like M/M
- Saying No 2 February 2008The Hitcher comes back to the shop to see Howard and Vince. Rape and violence.
- Second Best 20 May 2008okayy. Vince’s POV. Set after series 3. angst and lots of it. although chapter 1 is like a contents list-y thing. you’ll see why when you read the others. COMPLETED! and, GOD, won’t I miss it! xxx
- Secrets of an Electro Ponce 20 November 2008While Vince is out, Howard discovers his diary! But will he commit the unspeakable act and read the darkest secrets of and electro ponce? My first ever fic 🙂
- Show You the Crunch 26 January 2008Saboo hated these shamanic get-togethers, he really did. Written from the prompt Naboo non-con. Please. Any pairing, any character, just some Victim!Naboo. Maybe Saboo finding him in a weakened state (fight? some kind of shaman illness?) and deciding to take advantage. I really couldn’t manage proper non-con, though. I have rather a huge dislike of ...
- Silent Hill vs The Mighty Boosh 29 October 2006Howard, Vince, Naboo and Bob Fossil take a works outing to the sleepy town of Silent Hill. It goes about as well as can be expected. A/N: You don’t need to have played the games or seen the film to understand this – no unusual characters are mentioned. Except monsters.
- Slam. Crash. 9 April 2006Howard turns up at Vince’s gig – it’s been two years since they last spoke. What on EARTH could happen next?
- Sleepover 31 October 2008Howard and Vince have a sleepover. Sweetness ensues.
- Snapahots 31 July 2010Forty ficlets spanning Vince and Howard’s relationship
- Sock Puppets 3 April 2006Howard feels frustrated with his job.
- Something Entirely Different 30 July 2009Vince wonders how he can make Howard see that this “I love you” is different.
- Something Happened 21 December 2008Vince is home early
- Squirt, squirt. Wipe. 8 April 2006Character study of Mr Susan
- Staying In 4 November 2008Short Hallowe’en fluff.
- Stormy Weather 3 April 2006This is set after my Tundra fic, Hula Hoops, which puts them in a relationship with each other, and also Post Charlie. Now, like Hula Hoops, this is mostly dialogue.
- Strange Happenings 31 July 2010They thought it was just a holiday in Wales, a peaceful few days for Noel and Julian at the Comedian Convention. And then they met Janet. The only problem? Janet’s not exactly human.
- Sun Cream 23 January 2008Saboo/Tony Harrison crackfic. Spoilers for ‘Eels’
- Sunrise 22 January 2009Howard goes missing and Vince gets lonely – it doesn’t really have a plot lol.
- Sunrise 16 February 2009A very fluffy ficlet
- Superstar 5 April 2006Set in the Zooniverse, Vince gets a new job and Howard gets left out. Awww.
- Svelte, Gamine 31 October 2008Boosh crossover with Breakfast on Pluto. Vince and Kitten meet in a club. (based on Cillian Murphy’s Kitten, rather than Pussy. If you’ve ever seen the film you’ll understand why)
- Sweet Dreams Are Made Of… 6 February 2009Ianto and Vince are acting strangely….. This is a Torchwood/Boosh crossover fic. It involves characters from both shows and takes neither dreadfully seriously. However, I think you’d probably understand this without knowing a lot about one of either the two shows involved.
- Tears 22 May 2007Vince is upset
- Teeth 2 November 2008Slightly kinky Neon/Ultra.
- Tender 4 February 2006Vince is too playful.
- Tender 2 April 2006Vince is too playful.
- The Art of Shaman Persuasion 1 October 2009Howard and Vince find a way to persuade a reluctant Naboo to help them find “The New Sound.”
- The Beginning of Something Interesting 9 April 2006For challenge #7, this is a re-write/extension of certain scenes in “Hitcher,” which, curiously enough, has very little of the Hitcher in it at all. This version presumes that Vince doesn’t finish his story about the monkeys because he actually can’t remember what happened. What did happen, then? And how does it involve Howard? Sometimes, ...
- The Bet 12 April 2009Howard and Vince make a bet. Cue Vince being a complete flirt and Howard being a complete fool.
- The Bin Man and the Shiny Prince 5 August 2010What if Howard turned his back on Vince, and Donny made good on his promise of what he was going to do to Vince, had he not given him the cape? AU set during ‘Crack Fox’ episode.
- The Dare 5 May 2009Sequel to my ‘The Bet’ series. Howard is still having trouble expressing himself, so it’s down to Vince to give him another little push…
- The Good Scissors 31 May 2009Vince writes a story about scissors and Howard is the only person in the class who likes it.
- The Goofy Lodge 25 July 2007The gang set off to disneyland, but how knows what feelings will be uncovered in the colouful land of cartoons? a one shot fluffy piece.
- The Hitcher: Foiled Again! 1 October 2009It’s Naboo’s turn to be in need of rescue when The Hitcher gets hold of The Amulet again. Lots of Naboo-peril and angst, hurt/comfort, Bondage!Naboo, Victim!Naboo, smarmy innocent fun.
- The Last 22 November 2008WARNING! BOOSH LIVE SPOILERS!!! Im so sorry, i was forced to write this! I feel so bad doing this to characters that have only been around for like 3 months!anyway…When your the last two people on Earth, what do you do?Howard/Sunflash Slash
- The Leathery Man-Witch and the Hoary Old Yeti 15 November 2014Vince has an age crisis. Howard offers some words of comfort. He also makes paella.
- The Little Nymph 17 November 2008The story of the Little Nymph who wished to be human, and the Woodcutter who just needed to get across a river.
- The Longest Night 26 December 2008Anthrax and Ebola celebrate the winter solstice.
- The Method Actor 13 April 2009While Vince suits up, Howard scats out. What happens when each tries on the other’s identity for size? Take a peek inside for some comic scrambles, scat allergies, extremely tight jumpsuits, and sweet, sweet fluff. Did I mention rather tight jumpsuits?
- The Mighty Shakespeare 5 April 2008A re-telling of Romeo and Juliet, but with Howard and Vince as the star crossed lovers.
- The Miseducation of Howard Moon 21 April 2009Maverick-about-town and colon: adventurer though he may be, Howard starts to realize one morning that he is woefully underprepared to deal with the greatest challenge that has ever crossed his path. Murderous Cockney geezers? Pfft. Transgendered psychotic mermen? No problem. Vicious urban foxes? Piece of cake. Best friend laying naked on you in a bathtub? … better ...
- The Mummy Boosh 16 March 2008While watching The Mummy on Naboo’s new shaman DVD player, Vince and Howard get sucked into the film and must stay alive until the end to get out again.
- The Mummy Boosh Returns 10 April 2008Sequal to other one. Howard and Vince are still very much in love. But will their love last when they are transported to London, a very familar fmaily’s home and the return of Imhotep.
- The Night Before Gothmas (two part fic) 22 December 2008Why have Christmas when you can have Gothmas?
- The Other Half 10 March 2008Body swap fic! While Naboo is away for the weekend, Howard and Vince manage to get themselves into trouble
- The Power of the Amulet 1 June 2009The aftermath of Howard’s encounter with Vince in “I Love the Chosen One”.
- The Right Hemisphere 2 July 2008The history of Rudi and Spider.
- the Satsuma Fight 30 December 2008Howard buys satsumas, you can guess what happens next
- The Secret Guest 1/3 26 April 2008Vince, Naboo and Bollo take in an old friend for the night and realize who he is.
- The Sneaky Swingers: A Series 17 August 2009A key party kicks off a salacious series of events between Howard, Vince, Dan, and Jones… Previously a one-shot entitled ‘Wife-Swappers,’ it seems to growing into a series!
- The Unicorn of First Gay Love 23 January 2008The Zooniverse is doing terribly, as per usual, and Bob Fossil informs the boys that in order to get the zoo good publicity, they either have to track down some really fantastic creatures, or – if they can’t – pose as the zoo’s resident adorable gay couple. How will Vince and Howard manage?
- Third Time’s The Charm 26 October 2008The first couple times Howard told Vince he loved him didn’t go so well.
- Three Days 22 April 2009Quite a typical scenario, really. Howard downs a potion he really ought not to, with some unexpectedly sexy results.
- To Her Dark Mistress 23 September 2009A series of 300-word drabbles telling a story of love and betrayal.
- To Jump on the Wind’s Back 3 November 2015It’s easy to forget, sometimes, if you don’t have any reminders. Vince gets a reminder.
- Toast 3 April 2006Howard refused to get into the party spirit, until Vince gives him some wine.
- Too Late? 5 May 2009Vince discovers Howard and Old Gregg together and with it a love he never knew existed…but will it be too late now that Howard is with someone else? How with the boys cope with being separated, perhaps indefinitely?
- Too Real is this Feeling of Make-Believe 30 April 2008Vince is a transvestite prostitute during WWII because he doesn’t want to be conscripted into the army.
- Truly, Madly, Fishy 20 May 2007How Howard Moon and Old Gregg got from ‘you’re moving too fast’ to sucking on each other like underwater hoovers. Howard/Vince as well, and Naboo and Bollo also appear.
- Truthtops 8 November 2008Set after “Hitcher”. On the way back to the zoo, Vince develops a fever.
- Twat You, Close Brackets 29 December 2006Graham doesn’t recognise Howard – but does he really not recognise Howard? A story of how Graham ‘lost’ his memory, and how Howard helps him get it back, close brackets.
- Twisted Drabble 9 April 2006Drabble with a twist
- Under The Bed 8 January 2009The boys are in trouble when a race of dust mites from under their bed shrinks them down and orders Howard to find the sacred gem of their land before they kill Vince. Slash.
- Unexpected 2 April 2006The boys are on tour… but not everything goes according to plan.
- Unexpected 22 April 2010Unexpected meeting between the Hitcher and a young girl in an aley in Camden…
- Uniform 8 April 2006Silliness ensues. Too much 80’s teen cop drama! Story! Done veeeeery quickly, and inspired by 21 Jump Street, and the wonders of young Johnny Depp and Peter De Luise. Also, I like uniforms. Specially on Julian. Yes. Oh, and Noel for tundra_boy.
- Untitled 3 April 2006Transcript the… I’ve lost count. It’s around the fourth isn’t it? Anyway, this one is a short, bizarre piece of nonsensical ramblings. They make the others look slightly sane. Anyway, Vince brings a new friend home, and Howard is less than pleased.
- Untitled 9 April 2006Howard couldn’t have left Vince alone on the Tundra all night, could he?
- URBAN WILDLIFE BLUES or Maybe not the Tail You Thought It Was 15 July 2009What starts as a new departure for Howard and a surprise for Vince swiftly turns into a race against time to thwart an old enemy.*delete as applicable
- Velcro & Poppers 26 April 2008Vince has a new outfit, or at least an improved version of an old one.
- Vince Noir – Prostitute 22 September 2008Vince Noir has fallen on hard times, and prostitution has saved him. But when it all goes wrong he turns to part time gangster Howard Moon to help him out.
- Vince Noir and the Seven Shamans 22 August 2008Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Camden, there lived two beautiful Princes. Lance Dior has been the centre of Camden’s focus for years. But now, now Vince has taken his crown. There’s only one thing for Lance to do. Eliminate the competition… mightyboosh/Snow white theme
- Vince’s Mortal Enemy (isn’t Robert Smith) 14 February 2008Challenge 21: ‘Tangents’. Vince runs into his mortal enemy. And it isn’t Robert Smith. Um… like in the title.
- Vincent The Lost 23 December 2013Howard discovers his friend Vince has been kidnapped by a fae, a kind of ultra powerful and frankly berkish fairy who wants to own every pretty thing in the universe. Against his better judgement, he embarks alone on a quest to get his friend back. Unfortunately, the fae has fallen in love with Howard and ...
- Warming Up 3 April 2006Howard goes to the Tundra on his own to go in search for the egg of Mantumbi, but then he has a visit from Vince
- Watching Over You 7 July 2007Small slash story set after ‘Charlie’. Vince tells Howard that Charlie watches him while he’s sleeping, only because Vince can’t find himself saying that’s it’s himself that watches Howard. My first slash, please be kind.
- We’re Going on Tour 9 April 2006Kraftwerk Orange featuring Vince and Howard go on tour.
- Weetabix 30 November 2009A trip to the corner shop takes an unexpected turn…
- What If? 18 May 2008Alternate ending to ‘Memories and fear’. What if Vince and Howard weren’t attacked by the drug addict? What if they went to a different place after the club? What if it only took one hit to take away your love? What if it only took one week to be reunited with that love?
- What It Means to Be Unbearable 25 June 2014Comfort fic with shower times.
- When 2 Halves became 1 20 May 2008Different Parts in Howard and Vince’s Lives
- When Love and Death Embrace 3 April 2006This is for Challenge #7, and is Nanageddon from the point of view of the Goth Girls and what happens with them when they storm out of the flat, as well as a more in depth look at the pair and their past. I shall say no more.
- When the Boundary Breaks 12 December 2007Vince and Howard’s solitary thoughts some time after Party.
- When Things Aren’t Right 15 April 2008Vince has been distant and Howard trys to figure out what’s wrong.
- When You Came Home Late 17 October 2007Vince comes home with a boyfriend, and Howard muses on why Vince can’t look him in the eye any more.
- Who Knew Snow was an Aphrodisiac? 3 March 2008Summery- Who knew it took an accident on a cold winters day to get feelings out into the open?
- Why do you love me? 6 April 2009Inspired by the song why do you love me by garbage. Howard is trying to understand why vince is in love with him.
- Window 5 April 2006Vince is jealous of Gideon…
- Wine and Cheese 9 April 2006Was going to be a challenge fic but I gave up cos I didnt like how it was going.
- Wine in a Mug 5 April 2006Continuing on from where “Bruised” left off. You don’t really need to have read that. Vince continues to help Howard out like the good friend he is… Wine is involved.
- You Used to Play Jazz, Didn’t You, Howard? 5 April 2006In the radio series we learn that Howard and Mrs Gideon played jazz together. In the tv series she never recognises him. What happened?
- You’re Not Supposed to get Groupies 9 April 2006Sex, drugs and rock‘n’roll. Even though the sex is disappointing, the drug is alcohol and the rock‘n’roll is electro-jazz.
- Your Biggest Secret Fan 9 April 2006Christmas fic challenge entry – Through a dramatic mix-up involving the Fountain of Youth and hair products, Howard and Vince become encased in tight youthful faces and are sent off to school. Can Howard endure puberty for the second time? Can Vince beat off all his admirers? (HAHA pun!) And can they stop fighting long ...
- Your Love 22 May 2010Vince feels bad for ditching Howard for a cape. Will they make up? Yes. Yes they will.
RPS
- #STRUM~STRUM# 23 December 2007Julian and a guitar. The first fanfic I ever wrote for BSH in May 2006.
- 26 Fics in 26 Minutes 8 August 2006A story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.
- A Different Pace 6 February 2011Julian has just come home to Noel after a weekend away. Noel wants his go at Julian. (Baby Boosh – as in pre show.)
- A Journey Through Time and Space 4 April 2006The Boosh is on the verge of breaking up for good, but an unexpected and impossible journey to the Zooniverse may teach Julian and Noel how to better appreciate their creations.
- About Old Gregg 13 August 2007“Old Gregg was about Julian and Noel: about how he desperately wanted Julian, so badly he could hardly draw breath sometimes, the delicious void in his lungs and heart whenever Julian was around.” Noel’s secret gets out, with some help from a treacherous wardrobe lady.
- After a Show 8 April 2010The good old days.
- After The Glitter Fades. 25 May 2010each chapter is named after the song that inspired it – includes how ‘The Tears’ was written.
- After the Rain 10 June 2008Angst, sexual tension and romance. Julian wants Noel.
- All Change 19 June 2008Noel gets a late-night visitor in the shape of a drunk Julian. One gentle kiss and a few hours sleep later, will it have been forgotten in a cloudy hangover? Time passes and things change, but how?
- Alright 1 July 2007Noel and Julian are fighting, Julian and Dave are flirting.
- Arctic Conditions 21 July 2014What’s the real reason behind the hiatus of The Boosh? Why did Fielding and Plume break up? Why does no-one ever see The Boosh boys together any more? What lies ahead for the future of The Mighty Boosh?
- Baby We’ll Be Fine 3 February 2011Noel and Julian at a hotel. Fluffy porn ensues.
- Be with me forever 6 February 2008Noel & Julian secret love. Adult content
- Beer and Cigarettes 27 August 2008Julian and Noel write and shoot the Boosh movie. All talk and no action… well, maybe a little action (Joint winner of Fic Challenge #23: Boosh Movie Scene).
- Blockade 18 November 2009Julian and Noel get writer’s block while writing in America leading to all types of things I haven’t dreamed up yet.
- Boosh Fluff 9 April 2006Wheeel I likes the Boosh slash but I like to write angsty stuff but Rowan (coosine) made me write fluff for her. So here it is. Pure love stuff. Aint they so pretty!?!?
- Breaking Barriers 13 May 2007Noel throws a party, Julian feels awkward, Noel makes up for it.
- Burn 10 July 2008Drabble-esque insight into Noel and Julian’s one sided relationship.
- But I guess we’ll never know 31 December 2008A kinda songfic mave to the song ‘What if?’ By kate Winslet. Mike and Dave’s relationship is breaking down and the consequence could be fatal. Nothing really graphic. ~ symbolises the start and the end of a memory
- Cadmium Red Light 1 February 2008From the prompt: Noel painting, Julian watching. Ends in hot sex. Wherein Noel paints Julian. Literally
- Captain Blackheart’s treasure 12 August 2008What would happen if Noel and Julian lived in mid 18th century England. Or what do you get when you tastelessly mix The Boosh, Brokeback mountain and anything by Robert Louis Stevenson…? A twisted Pirates tale. Beta by the wonderful plainJane. Oh, and GIVE ME FEEDBACK, PLEASE!
- Changes 23 March 2008Noel and Julian’s friendship develops into something more. How will they both react.
- Chartreuse 1 January 2008“Noel just grinned and went a few more wobbly paces, yanking Julian along behind him like a careworn teddy bear.” It all started under sodium-orange streetlights, where girls looked pretty in Perspex, and things got steadily worse from there. Julian tried to ignore the burning jealousy and memories of a star-pricked night far away from ...
- Choose Your Poison 21 January 2011SEQUEL TO SMOKE SCREEN. Noel and Julian: From where it all began to where it is now, and everything in between. Follows them on tour, through series 2 and to where it all goes wrong.
- Choose-your-own-adventure 1 9 June 2007The boys are filming the third series and something unexpected happens to Noel. Noel isn’t happy and he ends up at a party.
- Copper Coins 4 January 2007The long-forgotten fairytale version of how Noel met Julian.
- Couldn’t Care Less 5 April 2006I don’t know who the comedian was who slagged off Noel, so I shall call him Dom for the sake of fanfiction. I also don’t know where this tour was or how big it was, so I put them in a small comedy festival in Brecon, a town in Wales where a Jazz festival is ...
- Crash 31 May 2008Julian’s been waiting for the phone call, the one that asks him to come to the hospital in the middle of the night
- Crush (With Eyeliner) 1 June 2015Noel finds a pretty face in his dressing room mirror-and the rest of him ain’t bad, either!
- Devilish 28 November 2007Noel and Russell in bed together after a bit of a wild night- a short, dialogue only piece.
- Disconcertion 20 March 2014Life would be easier if things were black and white and everything fit into boxes. Sometimes even Noel Fielding wants to fit in.
- Disintegration 1 January 2008“Whenever it happened, they were creatures kissing in the rain, they were rough and desperate and there was always blood at Noel’s neck…” Julian’s greed works out in the worst possible way.
- Don’t be Blunt 20 September 2006When something hot and heated happens true feelings come out.
- Don’t Break his Heart 6 September 2008An abstract song based fic.
- Don’t Know Why I Didn’t Come 9 April 2006Angst
- dressing room 1 August 2007before the interview
- Electro Suit 9 April 2006Response to the fifth challenge
- Electro Wasp Jazz 6 April 2006Noel. Julian. Club. Swappage of clothes.
- Envious Glances 5 April 2006Set after the oxford signing me and _pawn attended. We were first through, so had plenty of time to just stand at the side… And watch them. This fic is based on what _pawn said after twenty or so minutes of staring and dribbling. “Noel gets angry when the fans get too close to Julian, ...
- Ever Fallen? 9 April 2006But Julian knows better. He knows that no matter how hard you wish, that at the end of the day you have to play the cards that you’re dealt, and that you have no choice.
- Experience & Expectations 11 December 2008Why one of them talks sometimes and the other doesn’t. Actually, it’s more or less PWP.
- Fade to the Start 22 May 2008A look back over Noel and Julian’s relationship.
- Failing Concentration 29 May 2007Noel is toying with Julian whilst filming “The Legend of Old Gregg.”
- Falling Apart 26 August 2008Noel is falling apart, and Julian is trying to hold him together.
- Fights, fears and affection 13 May 2007Noel and Julian have a fight and Julian doesn’t come home.
- Finale 9 April 2006Based on this loverly picture/video by phoon
- Fish & Chips 5 April 2006Noel gets a job at a fish and chip shop… a lightbulb breaks when Julian visits him… and it ends in sex.
- Flashbacks 9 April 2006A series of flashbacks
- Forgotten Underwear 7 January 2008Noel and Julian get busy after the live show.
- Free love! 19 February 2009Simon Amstell/Matt Shultz I really tried to write slash, but it seemed to end up a little bit… sexless. Never-the-less, I enjoyed writing it.
- Friendlier Than Usual 9 April 2006Julian gets to thinking about Noel and wonders what it would be like to be with him.
- From Far Away 28 May 2008This story takes place in an alternative universe where Julian and Noel do not meet when they are supposed to.
- Full Service Salon 22 April 2009Julian’s always had a thing for Noel’s hair.
- Future Sailors: The Aftermath. 7 June 2010The kinky aftershow events when the Future Sailors Tour finally ends.
- Get Him To The Boosh 7 June 2010Noel and Julian want Russell to guest star on the Boosh, who knew they had to go through hell and back to get him.(*Note: They really don’t go to hell, they go to L.A.)
- Going Back To The Start 14 March 2009Loosely a songfic, based on ‘the scientist’ by coldplay. Dee and Noel are fighting, they make up. Not the style i’m used to, but what the hell 🙂 Reviews?
- Green Hours 24 January 2008Noel is being offered up like a prize and Julian isn’t sure he can refuse. Julian/Noel with Ringmaster Russell Brand. The second and final part is now up.
- Had we but world enough, and time… 11 December 2008Unashamed romance. Julian and Noel and a hotel sofa. Cuddling and more.
- Half the World 3 March 2008“It’s rare that Julian is like this, like a puddle of syrup drizzled onto the sheets.” Shameless top!Noel smut.
- Heard It All Before 11 December 2008They’d kissed loads of times.
- Heartbeats 16 September 2006There’s something that Julian needs, and only one particular mortal can provide it. For the Vamp!Boosh challenge.
- Hiding 4 April 2006A series of short stories based on the idea of hiding.
- Hissy Fit 1 January 2008“By quarter to ten it was clear that Noel and Julian were not coming. At ten o’clock the assistant director stood up on a chair and told everyone they could go home.” Noel and Julian throw a hissy fit. What the hell is wrong with them?
- Home and a Place in my Heart for Love 7 January 2008If Noel and Julian make one whole person together, surely there’s room for one more.
- Home for the Holidays 9 April 2006Noel and Julian are staying with Julian’s family for the holiday. This leaves Noel a little… unsatisfied.
- Hot and Cold 2 April 2006He couldn’t understand why this kept happening.
- Hot Cold Season 15 January 2008Kissing at midnight is not a luxury afforded to men having an affair. A New Year’s ficlet.
- Housework 16 March 2008Julian decides that it is time for a clean up…and when Mike phones halfway through he gets an awful shock…
- How Short? 2 November 200808 tour Spoilers – How shot can a skirt be and still be classed as decent?
- I Know What You Think I Am 10 April 2006This was inspired by the interview in which Noel and Julian discuss how they first met. I took the incredible liberty of filling in the gaps. It’s in four parts, one very long and three quite short, spanning the first few months from Noel initially seeing Julian’s stand up, to Noel performing on the same ...
- I love you too 3 January 2010Fluffy little story about Noel and Julian confessing their love to each other 😛
- I Want You To Stay 5 April 2006Angst. Songfic based around “I Want You To Stay” by Maximo Park (tundra_boy was right – It is a bladdy good album!)
- I’m glad you came tonight 13 January 2008Julian finally turns up to one of Noel’s gigs – and isn’t Noel happy about it?
- I’ll Always Be Here For You 5 May 2008Dee leaves Noel, Julian leaves Noel. He’s left alone and loses his sanity.
- Ideas 14 December 2008Noel’s the woman, Julian’s the man: A PWP
- In an Unmarked Landscape 27 November 2008After the fire. A sequel to From Far Away
- In Old Sargasso 25 December 2007Julian has rules about this; Noel is determined to dismantle them.
- In Those Jeans? 13 August 2007“Julian knew he was being cruel, but it was funny. Noel. Claustrophobic, in those jeans?” Noel gets himself into a tight spot. Julian finds it funny.
- Infatuation 5 October 2008Chris is sleeping and dreaming of Noel… Noel watches him sleep… Chris wakes up… what next?
- Into the Deep 7 June 2010this time, Rich goes too far
- Into Trouble 3 November 2015Julian is a drunken hobo shambles, Dee’s got the horn, Melvis helps out. Noel reaps (some of) the rewards later. Filthy moresome porn with no real justification.
- Inveigle 23 April 2008Julian can’t stop thinking about Noel… with another man.
- It’s Been Awhile 9 April 2006Angst n’ romance
- It’s love 6 January 2010Noel and Julian confess their love to each other. Following with sex. ;D
- Just A Taste 22 April 2009Noel gets a bit more than he bargained for when he’s unexpectedly invited to Alex Kapranos’ dressing room. And that’s putting it very lightly, indeed.
- Just Another Episode 3 October 2011Sat in a side room, Noel storms in angry about the filming of the Hitcher speech. Based very vaguely on a true story.
- Just Wear The Hat 5 April 2006Set during the filming of the pilot episode, and before, well, anything happened between them.
- Keep your hands to yourself 20 June 2008Julian could never keep his hands away from noel… Noel just took his time realizing it.
- Kiss and Swallow 15 December 2007Noel and Julian are dancing to IAMX. It’s unavoidable, really.
- Kisses 1 February 2009Four seasons; fours drabbes; many kisses.
- Last Night… 26 May 2008Noel and Julian are at Noel’s flat supposedly working. As the wine flows are they finally going to explore the unspoken tension between them?
- Let’s get you into these fuckers 23 December 2006Tight trousers, thrusting skinny hips and a little spanking. What more could you want?
- Licking The Smell of Screaming 3 April 2009A series of vignettes, if you will. A snapshot fic, but I wanted to write one too.
- Life Drawing 14 January 2008Feeling he needs to practice life drawing, Noel gets Julian to pose for him.
- Little drops of hope 30 March 2008Rain can help cleanse too y’know
- Little Pink Pants 9 April 2006Fluff
- Losing my Addiction 13 April 2008A choose-your-own-adventure story in which Julian prepares a wonderful evening for his and Noel’s anniversary. Noel stands him up. Will Noel’s drug problems tear them apart, or bring them closer together?
- Lost and Found 9 February 2008Dee broke when Noel left. Sue picked up the pieces
- Main Texty Box ™ 9 April 2006The kiss picture. ‘Nuff said. its beautiful.
- Meretricious 7 December 2007Russell has always wondered what they’d be like together. He orchestrates a demonstration. Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding/Russell Brand threesome.
- Midnight Thoughts 13 May 2007Noel can’t sleep, all he can think of is Julian.
- Mirror Mirror 11 January 2009Two knackered blokes getting on and off buses.
- Misty Green and Blue 9 July 2010Noel’s sad. Julian misses him. Comforting ensues.
- Music for the Film 22 July 2008You can’t just go gay. It’s not like buying a ladder.
- My Bird 3 April 2006It’s inspired a little by an interview I heard, a little by Noel Fielding’s stand up at Amused Moose and a little from my own head.
- My Precious 20 April 2009Written for Toratio on livejournal, who requested “Protective!Julian. Don’t care much of circumstances, just Julian protecting Noel. Hurt/comfort is love.” In a pub, Julian waits for Noel to come back from the bathroom. But he doesn’t come back.
- Need 8 April 2006and I quote “Story for my cousin coz shes wonderful and amazing and wanted dom and noel and julian together so i wrote it to ammend for my previous evil storyness”
- Never Seen Blue 14 January 2008Written for the mistletoe challenge but not posted in time. Noel doesn’t understand why things and people keep changing.
- New experiences 31 July 2007Noel is stood up by a girl and goes to Julian’s instead. Bit of strong language – pretty much pornographic towards the end.
- No-One Knows 9 April 2006Naughtiness set during the show!
- Noel = Sex 9 April 2006This is a short story for my coosine. coz I loves her. its about Julian fancying Noel (wow…he has eyes) and thinking about him in *mouths* a “sexual” way. its pretty crappy but hey….Noel and Julian fuckin rule!!
- Noel’s Baby 5 April 2010Noel wants a baby. Badly.
- Not Always So Sunny 12 May 2008Noel takes a break from a night of celebration for a bit of reflection- and finds more than one reason to keep going…
- Not So Very Different 9 September 2008Julian confesses his love after the most extreme act of desperation and it turns out the two of them aren’t so different after all.
- One Hell of a Show 9 April 2006Noel’s stuck for a present for Julian. Basically an excuse for PWP.
- One Last Lie 3 September 2008Noel’s leaving London, and he hasn’t told Julian. The past just makes it a bit hard to say the one thing he has to. Goodbye. Warning, slash heartbreak! yes, i’m back again
- Our Playlist 29 May 2010A bunch of fics inspired from my favorite songs on my playlist
- Our Rob or Ross 8 June 2008For the Life on Mars challenge- Noel is back in time to when he first met Julian, or is he?
- Out of the Blue 18 May 2008A Mint Royale RPS. Julian meets Michael Smiley for the first time when they do the video shoot for Mint Royale’s ‘Blue Song’. They hit it off well enough to share some of their views on stand up… then realise that they’ve probably hit it off well enough to share even more.
- Overpower Thee 14 January 2008Noel reflects on his “odd” relationship with Julian.
- Party of a Different Kind 15 March 2008The sexual tension just becomes too much and, after filming “Party”, it breaks, violently and unexpectedly…
- Patches 13 January 2009Julian’s giving up smoking…
- Pelham Street 13 August 2007“You go and make me feel like this and now you’re saying shut yer noise, Noel, before you go and ruin a good thing—” Noel has a hissy fit on the corner of Pelham Street Inn. Julian’s used to it.
- Protect Me From What I Want 6 October 2006“Tell me you love me.” The words wavered, without meaning to, and she slapped him, hard. Dee remembered it, as his cheek grew pink, whorish, the first time… the quick hiss of breath, the hurt look, and then something darker, unreadable. She hit him again, the sound cracking the air. Two for flinching.
- Pucker Up, Sweet Lips! 3 April 2006Julian’s tearing up inside until…
- Purple Fluffy Socks 11 December 2008Flirtation leads to… ice-lollies.
- Reactions 5 May 2008Noel wants to find out why he sometimes copes with/reacts to things in a strange way – summary doesn’t really make sense but hopefully if you read it it’ll be ok!
- Reading the signs 7 February 2010Julian finds Noel at a party, he has something to say, but when he’s lost for words Noel has to work out what it is, and what he wants… is it what Noel suspects?
- Reassurances 15 December 2008“But it’s true though isn’t it! Vince is awful to Howard this season. He’s really changed. He used to be all innocent and naïve and now all he cares about is his stupid fashionable friends and his clothes…” Julian was beginning to get the idea this wasn’t just about Vince… Julian/Noel friendship
- Red Lace 16 January 2009Julian knew exactly what Noel was doing and he was trying to ignore it. He'd done it before and he enjoyed it far too much; teasing Julian, parading in that… Costume. That very elaborate, and very sexy costume…
- Rewind 28 April 2009Noel ends it with Julian and Julian doesn’t take it very well…
- Riding The Rollercoaster 11 February 2008noel & Ju have a baby
- Sandals and Death 5 March 2008He never did what he was supposed to
- Saturday Mornings 8 April 2006Complete PWP. I tried to think of a plot, but all i came up with was sex. so, there ya go.
- Saved 13 May 2007Noel phones Julian in the middle of the night, he’s upset. Julian rushes to his aid.
- Sequins and Feathers 13 May 2008A fire in a car park burns more than just costume leftovers; and is not the only fire burning.
- Shoreditch Doppelgängers 23 December 2007A gory, dark vampire story in three chapters.
- Shower 4 July 2010Julian and Noel. A Shower. Nuff said.
- Shuffled Off 28 November 2007After an IAMX gig, Noel dreams not of Chris, but of X.
- Silence. 13 October 2008Noel and Dave refuse to share their inner-most thoughts. . .
- Singled Out 4 February 2006Unfortunately, it was nearing the 14th February and he was, in fact, single.
- Singled Out 2 April 2006Unfortunately, it was nearing the 14th February and he was, in fact, single.
- Smoke Screen 15 November 2010Noel and Julian: From where it all began to where it is now, and everything in between. Follows them from their first meeting up to series 1.
- Snow 10 December 2007From a set of stories I’ve been wiritng, “Snow”. Noel reflects on his past. And Julian.
- Some cuts are deeper 10 July 2008Noel and Ju Angsty
- Some People Get All the Bloody Luck 23 January 2008Written from the prompt ‘Dave Brown and Russell Brand, eating some pastry goods and discussing how whore-y all the others are.’
- Something Else 21 May 2008Julian pays Noel a visit at home. Naughty stuff ensues.
- Something more 7 August 2010Noel and Chris finally see each other after all the time spent apart. Will they resolve the unbelievable sexual tension or just keep to the kiss as usual? Just a hint, there’s smuttiness 🙂
- Songs 31 October 2008Five drabbles based on five songs. Varied pairings, ratings and genres. All RPS. Noel/Julian, Noel/Chris, Dee/Julian, Julian/Russell, Mike/Dave, Noel/Richard Ayoade
- Spilt Milk 9 April 2006An imagining of what happened when Noel stumbled upon our very own little slash haven.
- Spit It Out. 27 May 2008After Sue breaks up with Chris, he goes off the rails, drinking and sleeping on the streets. But can Noel help him get his life back on track?
- Sporadic 22 January 2011The Boosh boys have just wrapped up a gig, but Noel and Julian have different ideas about how to celebrate.
- Stand-Up 22 November 2008At a Noel Fielding stand-up gig. Two very different men approach him at the end. . .
- Sticky Mess 10 July 2008In classic crack style, Noel and Julian get glued together and have to catch the Tube to the hospital. This ends in sex.
- Strange Happenings 31 July 2010They thought it was just a holiday in Wales, a peaceful few days for Noel and Julian at the Comedian Convention. And then they met Janet. The only problem? Janet’s not exactly human.
- Stripping Stone 2 February 2011Noel and Julian’s relationship changes from what it once was, into something new. All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright ...
- Sue Does Not Approve of Your Tea 7 February 2008Dee and Sue have sex. Then they drink tea. That’s about bloody it.
- Sweet Surrender 3 April 2006Julian is a little sore after the final scene in “Sweet”
- Ten Thirty Wake up Call… Nine Thirty Confrontation 25 August 2008Noel reflects on the effects of last nights… fun.– a fic i wrote rather drunk, turned out better than i thought and relates to Noel breaking in that nice red jacket a couple of days ago. (N/R)
- That Kiss 28 December 2007a little one shot about how that kiss got into the script.
- That One Person 6 April 2008Noel and Julian think of eachother.
- The “What The F*ck Are You Doing?!” Card 9 April 2006Julian reflects on Noel’s oddness.
- The Arty Boosh 22 April 2009The appearance of a new model in his life drawing class is quite possibly the best and worst thing that’s ever happened to Noel Fielding. But things get a little complicated once the line between work and play starts to blur.
- The Birth Of Boosh 21 January 2010Noel is a 36 year old in the limelight. One thing could bring him back to Earth… Julianne.
- The Breakfast News Room Moment 3 April 2006Was it the heat of the lights in the BBC Breakfast news room, or was it more than that?
- The Filth (aka The Bumming Solution) 13 February 2009The relationship grows, blossoms and gets into bed… who am I kidding? It’s PWP really.
- The Four-letter Word 3 June 2008Truth or Dare + alcohol = orgy! Starring Noel/Julian/Dave/Paul.
- The Glass Mushroom 26 October 2007“What’s wrong? What’s wrong? Well, let’s see, we’ve had to throw ourselves on the mercy of your parents for a place to sleep, you’ve got an unhealthy obsession with Topshop, and we’ve been transported back in time by a hideous lamp!”
- The Importance of Brand 31 May 2008Julian’s jealousy of Russell Brand pushes him to find out how Noel really feels
- The Kiss 10 January 2009The story behind why Noel and Julian decided to kiss on the roof in Series 3.
- The Night Before Gothmas (two part fic) 22 December 2008Why have Christmas when you can have Gothmas?
- The Nokia Experience 5 April 2006Noel and mobile phones.
- The Painting 8 February 2008Noel is painting something which he doesn’t want Julian to see… meanwhile he tries not to let his feelings for his best friend take over…
- The Palace of Sans-Souci 11 November 2008Julian, Noel, some semblance of adulthood, and how some things have changed.
- The Refuge 12 August 2008Noel’s had a wee bit of a break down (UNDERSTATEMENT); and it’s Julian’s fault. The Boosh is over, has been for years now and no one’s quite sure why. All Julian knows is that things are bad with Noel and time’s running out before he can save him. Because only he can.
- The relization 26 May 2009Dee knows something that both Julian and Noel hoped no one would ever figure out there secret love….
- The Silent Darkness 17 July 2008A fight, a broken man (in more ways then one) and a realisation. Rated higher for what future chapters hold *dissapears into mystery smoke*
- The Three Hardest Words To Say 9 June 2009It’s Bonfire night 2009. Noel and Julian are sat watching the fireworks. But Noel doesn’t feel like celebrating tonight.RPS Noelian
- The Yellow Silk Scarf 19 January 2010An alternative universe story set in Soho and the London music hall during the 1890s
- There’s A Spider in the Bath 18 December 2008Noel has a bath, Julian helps…
- There’s Something About Mike 9 April 2006Mike muses on his pointy brother.
- This Is The New Shit 9 April 2006Smuttiness
- Through the Haze 24 January 2011What is it that Noel and Julian feel for each other? They can’t quite figure that out, or what they should do about it. These two have a long way to go together.
- Thursday Next 1 July 2007Julian Barratt/Russell Brand. Inspired by Julian and Noel’s appearance on Russell Brand’s 1 Leicester Square, and before at The Secret Policeman’s Ball. I saw sparks.
- To Make The Days Hurt Less 7 August 2007Julian’s dead, Noel’s cut up over it. Told from Dave’s P.O.V.
- Toothpaste 4 December 2008Noel and Julian experiment with a tube of toothpaste. . .
- Touch 2 April 2006Noel’s musings.
- Tourbus 3 November 2015On a five month tour, sometimes you just need to have a wank, even if a tourbus doesn’t allow for many places to do so in private. A sampling of sneaky tourbus wanks.
- Trapped cabinets 1 July 2007A bit of fluff about Noel and Julian moving furniture.
- Trash 16 September 2006Noel and Julian get it on, in a variety of ways. And it’s trashy.
- Turf 2 April 2006Noel and Julian in a gardening superstore. Julian wants to buy turf. And it ends in sex.
- Turn-About 4 January 2009A seemingly off-hand remark from Noel leads to some very interesting developments.
- Twisted Drabble 9 April 2006Drabble with a twist
- Universes 22 April 2009The only true map of a thing is itself. Meanwhile, Noel ponders his and Julian’s existence in a way only he can.
- Unlocked 16 January 2009To tongue or not to tongue. To bum or….
- Untitled 5 April 2006Angst/Fluff/H.C/Sex – The boys have a difference of opinion, bad stuff happens.
- Untitled 2 9 April 2006PWP with angst. Angsty PWP.
- Untitled 3 9 April 2006Response to the first challenge
- Uplifting 2 April 2006I gave a little prompting challenge/request thing at my LJ… people request moods, themes, pairings, types and whatever… just so I can avoid work AS MUCH as possible! 😛 Anyway, this is the first!
- Upstairs Downstairs 11 December 2008The tour is on and stair-races break the monotony.
- Valentine’s Answers 2 April 2006Valentines challenge entry… and first attempt at Boosh. Julian plays the knight in shining armour.
- Watching 6 July 2009Julian takes a special interest in Noel, yet he’s struck by denial … for a while, anyway.
- When Temptation Calls 19 July 2010Julian is sick and tired of thinking about Noel, he wants something with more substance. And he’s going to take it if Noel likes it or not. Rated for sex.
- When The Heat Dies Down 10 July 2008The boys from the Mint Royale vid are in trouble. CCTV has given him a Christmas in jail, but Barrett’s true present is just arriving.
- When the World Ended 13 February 2008Sometimes Vince dreams. Written for Challenge #21- Tangents
- Whispers Fading In The Darkness 9 April 2006Julian isn’t coping well
- Wonderbox 26 December 2007After a tour show, Julian relaxes in the shower in his hotel room…
- Wrap 5 May 2008The hug captured on film at the end of The Making Of Boosh 3 becomes something more
- You Always Make Me Smile 20 April 2008Julian and Noel sitting under the stars, however, Julian’s desire eventually gets too much for him.
- You Really Should Get Out More 1 January 2008The differences between them sometimes matter, sometimes don’t.
- You Were 17 November 2008A bath, a wank and very little else.
Nathan Barley
- “So, you’re bumming Jones, yeah?” 28 April 2008“Write about it. Normal rate. It can be your companion piece for the straight-on-straight sex article – gay-on-gay sex,” Jonatton said. “We’ll make it a double page spread.”
- 26 Fics in 26 Minutes 8 August 2006A story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.
- Break the Silence 7 August 2008Their parents’ death was a turning point in the Ashcroft’s lives, but Claire suspects it’s more than that which makes Dan so closed-off.
- CHEMISTRY 19 January 2007Whilst on a short break from Shoreditch, staying at his uncle’s cottage in the Lake District, Dan Ashcroft questions his relatonship with Jones, reflects on his own past and is confronted about his sexuality.
- Coffee, Cigarettes and Fucking 23 May 2007Dan and Jones fuck across the kitchen cabinets.
- Did You Know That “Music” Is A Slang Term For Fornication? 8 April 2006Dan deals with stuff, with help from a certain DJ….
- Didn’t They Amaze You? 16 December 2006A Nathan Barley/IT Crowd crossover fic. Richmond is employed by sugaRAPE to fix the office computer system. Dan Ashcroft has an article to write about Richmond’s favourite contemporary DarkWave band. Meanwhile, Dan and Jones have been bitch-fighting. Oh, what a to-do…
- Fallen 25 July 2007This is part of a much longer back-story and is written totally from Dan’s POV. It’s written around certain themes that include fate, jumping and falling as well as how we repeat certain behaviours, whether consciously or unconsciously.
- Hands 13 January 2007Written from Jones POV. A series of short fics and drabbles centred around Ashcroft’s lovely, large mitts.
- House of Jones 23 July 2006How Dan Ashcroft met Jones.
- I’ll Get Back To You As Soon As Possible 25 August 2008Jones keeps calling Dan’s mobile, but Claire keeps answering, and Jones says something he’s not suppose to.
- Jacket 15 February 2010Dan asks Jones to try something new and Jones isn’t sure if he regrets agreeing or not. Dan/Jones, kind of OOC.
- Le Petit Prince 16 May 2010Vince needs some cheering up, but it’s nothing a little rough n’ tumble with Howard Moon won’t cure.
- Noise Silence 28 March 2008Can you even see me?
- Pete’s Dragon 13 May 2007What’s with the “Pete’s Dragon” video? It always bothered me that nobody ever asked Dan Ashcroft this question. Wonder no more, dear readers, because I asked him and this is what he told me (FOR REALZ).
- Seven Days with Mr Jones 3 April 2009What happens when Dan leaves hospital
- Shoreditch Doppelgängers 23 December 2007A gory, dark vampire story in three chapters.
- The House of Smith and Jones 2 February 2009DJs Smith and Jones. They had been together five years.
- The Sneaky Swingers: A Series 17 August 2009A key party kicks off a salacious series of events between Howard, Vince, Dan, and Jones… Previously a one-shot entitled ‘Wife-Swappers,’ it seems to growing into a series!
- Thirsty Work 23 December 2007Dan becomes a blood-sucking creature of the night. Contains graphic gore.
- Usual Rate, etc.? 23 May 2006Dan Ashcroft is asked to write about BSH for sugaRAPE.
- Waking Up 20 February 2008Dan wakes up…
- Where Did You Stay Last Night? 4 April 2006Claire’s spent the night at Nathan’s and Dan’s convinced he fucked her. Therefore Nathan must die.
- Wish You Were Here 20 August 2006Dan goes away, leaving Jones all alone. Then Dan comes back. Don’t you find postcards always arrive at the same time you get home? Tsk.
Crossovers
- Booshdust 21 April 2008Stardust/Mighty Boosh crossover. Howard Thorn wishes to impress Victoria Gideon by going beyound their village wall to find a fallen star in a new magical world.
- Didn’t They Amaze You? 16 December 2006A Nathan Barley/IT Crowd crossover fic. Richmond is employed by sugaRAPE to fix the office computer system. Dan Ashcroft has an article to write about Richmond’s favourite contemporary DarkWave band. Meanwhile, Dan and Jones have been bitch-fighting. Oh, what a to-do…
- Just Walking Through 11 December 2008Vince and Howard walk through a doorway and find themselves in the Hub.
- Labyrinth, Boosh Style 1 April 2008After Vince annoys him too much with songs from the film ‘Labyrinth’, Howard finally yels at Vince and tells him to grow up. Vince then wishes the goblins will take him away, which results in Howard’s dissappearence and a quest to defeat the goblin king. Next in my crossover stories.
- Le Petit Prince 16 May 2010Vince needs some cheering up, but it’s nothing a little rough n’ tumble with Howard Moon won’t cure.
- Moulin Boosh 15 January 2008Mighty Boosh X Moulin Rouge. Howard Moon, a penniless jazz musician and writer unwittenly falls in love with Vince Noir, the star courtesan from the Moulin Rouge and finds himself fighting of Vince affections with Dixon Bainbridge, the Duke.
- Silent Hill vs The Mighty Boosh 29 October 2006Howard, Vince, Naboo and Bob Fossil take a works outing to the sleepy town of Silent Hill. It goes about as well as can be expected. A/N: You don’t need to have played the games or seen the film to understand this – no unusual characters are mentioned. Except monsters.
- Strange Happenings 31 July 2010They thought it was just a holiday in Wales, a peaceful few days for Noel and Julian at the Comedian Convention. And then they met Janet. The only problem? Janet’s not exactly human.
- Svelte, Gamine 31 October 2008Boosh crossover with Breakfast on Pluto. Vince and Kitten meet in a club. (based on Cillian Murphy’s Kitten, rather than Pussy. If you’ve ever seen the film you’ll understand why)
- Sweet Dreams Are Made Of… 6 February 2009Ianto and Vince are acting strangely….. This is a Torchwood/Boosh crossover fic. It involves characters from both shows and takes neither dreadfully seriously. However, I think you’d probably understand this without knowing a lot about one of either the two shows involved.
- The Mighty Shakespeare 5 April 2008A re-telling of Romeo and Juliet, but with Howard and Vince as the star crossed lovers.
- The Mummy Boosh 16 March 2008While watching The Mummy on Naboo’s new shaman DVD player, Vince and Howard get sucked into the film and must stay alive until the end to get out again.
- The Mummy Boosh Returns 10 April 2008Sequal to other one. Howard and Vince are still very much in love. But will their love last when they are transported to London, a very familar fmaily’s home and the return of Imhotep.
- Vince Noir and the Seven Shamans 22 August 2008Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Camden, there lived two beautiful Princes. Lance Dior has been the centre of Camden’s focus for years. But now, now Vince has taken his crown. There’s only one thing for Lance to do. Eliminate the competition… mightyboosh/Snow white theme
Surrealissimo
- A Telephone Into Which One Does Not Speak 17 January 2008Rosey was silent; Bauer spoke entirely too much. They both have things to learn.
- Far More Perilous Things Than This 6 September 2008Surrealissimo-fic, as requested by kissfist who asked for RoseyandBauer/Gala smut. This is pre-film, pre-Dali, when Gala was still married to Paul Eluard (and the two of them were still tramping around with Max Ernst).
- I Am the Giraffe 29 July 2006An explanation of how Rosey and Bauer got to be Rosey and Bauer.
- Painting The Bars On The Cage 2 August 2008Rosey hates being limited by the edges of the canvas.
- Red, With A Hint Of Orange 9 August 2008Words are corrupt, but images are indefinable. Rosey and Bauer combine both to translate their impression of beautiful things.
- Room Enough To Breathe 24 January 2008Bauer had only ever been truly frightened twice in his life.
Sweet
- Idiocy and Epiphanies 10 October 2013Pete has never been good at love, it was hard to be when you grew up with no other role models besides celebrities and a pair of parents in a loveless marriage, so when his best friend Stitch confesses his feelings, to say he handles the situation badly is an understatement.
- Nipple Clamps and A Bottle of Jack Daniels 29 July 2006Sweet – Pete/Stitch. How did they get from brawling in the pub, to snuggled up together in bed? Only this fic will explain it.
- Stitched Up 18 September 2007A scene with Stitch involving Pete running past a window many times.
- SWEET fic 14 June 2008Missing scene from short film ‘Sweet’ probably better than it sounds.
- The Jacket 12 September 2010A little theory of mine how Pete got Stitch’s Jacket.