Uniform

Silliness ensues. Too much 80’s teen cop drama! Story! Done veeeeery quickly, and inspired by 21 Jump Street, and the wonders of young Johnny Depp and Peter De Luise. Also, I like uniforms. Specially on Julian. Yes. Oh, and Noel for tundra_boy.

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Notes: Yes it took two of us to write this. Well, I wrote it and tundra_boy was my muse.


Uniform by phoon

Howard adjusted his truncheon and winced at the chafing of the gun holster straps.

“Why are we policemen?”

Vince grinned, twirling his truncheon suggestively, accidentally whacking Howard in the face.

“We’re doin’ Leroy a favour.”He shrugged and leant up to kiss Howards head better. “You know. Him being a cop.”

“I never knew that, Vince.”

“Yeah, he was undercover.”

”Then… Why are we wearing uniforms?”

Vince looked shifty.

“Um.”

“Vince?” Howard loomed over him, warningly.

“Uuuuum.”

“Vince?!”

“Ilikeyouinuniform.” He muttered, gripping his truncheon tightly (but which one?!?!?! Come on, this is an interactive story)

“What? You like me in uniform?” Vince nodded. “But I wear a uniform all the time.”

“Phreh.” Vince flailed his hand in dismissal. “That’s not a uniform. That’s a boy scout outfit. No-one looks sexy in that jacket.”

”You do.”

“Yes. Of course I do. I meant other people.”

“Oh thanks.”

Vince just grinned and slid closer to him.

“Aw, I love you Howard.” He gently ran his hand up Howards arm. “So… Can I play with your truncheon?”

“…”

“Good.”

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