Pairing: Howard Moon/Other

Invisible

Posted on 1 November 201024 July 2021 by TheMystique

Howard finds himself a pretty little jazz girl. Vince is not so sure he likes it all that much, and is she really so perfect?

Continue reading

<img width="450" height="225" src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image" alt="" decoding="async" srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" />

The Last

Posted on 22 November 200825 July 2021 by PonchoHappiness

WARNING! BOOSH LIVE SPOILERS!!! Im so sorry, i was forced to write this! I feel so bad doing this to characters that have only been around for like 3 months!
anyway…
When your the last two people on Earth, what do you do?
Howard/Sunflash Slash

Continue reading

<img width="450" height="225" src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image" alt="" decoding="async" srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" />

Accessories

Posted on 21 November 200824 July 2021 by el_gardner

Howard didn't accessorize. But that didn't mean he didn't like accessories…

Continue reading

<img width="450" height="225" data-src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" data-srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" data-sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" style="--smush-placeholder-width: 450px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 450/225;" /><noscript><img width="450" height="225" data-src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" data-srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" data-sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" style="--smush-placeholder-width: 450px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 450/225;" /><noscript><img width="450" height="225" data-src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" data-srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" data-sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" style="--smush-placeholder-width: 450px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 450/225;" /><noscript><img width="450" height="225" src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" />

Howard Moon, Former Male Prostitute

Posted on 16 April 200824 July 2021 by accioarse

How Howard Moon ended up as a former male prostitute, how Bob Fossil found out about it, and where Vince comes into the equation. (Although Fossil doesn’t appear until later parts, and neither does Vince.) Set before the time of The Boosh.

Continue reading

<img width="450" height="225" data-src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" data-srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" data-sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" style="--smush-placeholder-width: 450px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 450/225;" /><noscript><img width="450" height="225" data-src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" data-srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" data-sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" style="--smush-placeholder-width: 450px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 450/225;" /><noscript><img width="450" height="225" data-src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" data-srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" data-sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" style="--smush-placeholder-width: 450px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 450/225;" /><noscript><img width="450" height="225" src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" />

In the Band

Posted on 23 January 200826 July 2021 by Culumacilinte

Written for accio_arse from the prompt: ‘From back in the days when Howard used to play jazz in a band – with Rudi and Mrs Gideon. Howard’s about to get kicked off the band for being crap, and he’ll do anything to stay. Mrs Gideon never remembers who he even is, so Howard tries to put a move on Rudi so that he’ll keep him in.’

Continue reading

<img width="450" height="225" data-src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" data-srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" data-sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" style="--smush-placeholder-width: 450px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 450/225;" /><noscript><img width="450" height="225" data-src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" data-srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" data-sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" style="--smush-placeholder-width: 450px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 450/225;" /><noscript><img width="450" height="225" data-src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" data-srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" data-sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" style="--smush-placeholder-width: 450px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 450/225;" /><noscript><img width="450" height="225" src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" />

Twat You, Close Brackets

Posted on 29 December 200625 July 2021 by moribundlust

Graham doesn’t recognise Howard – but does he really not recognise Howard?

A story of how Graham ‘lost’ his memory, and how Howard helps him get it back, close brackets.

Continue reading

<img width="450" height="225" data-src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" data-srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" data-sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" style="--smush-placeholder-width: 450px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 450/225;" /><noscript><img width="450" height="225" data-src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" data-srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" data-sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" style="--smush-placeholder-width: 450px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 450/225;" /><noscript><img width="450" height="225" data-src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" data-srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" data-sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" style="--smush-placeholder-width: 450px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 450/225;" /><noscript><img width="450" height="225" src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" />

Window

Posted on 5 April 200625 July 2021 by inigosolo

Vince is jealous of Gideon…

Continue reading

<img width="450" height="225" data-src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" data-srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" data-sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" style="--smush-placeholder-width: 450px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 450/225;" /><noscript><img width="450" height="225" data-src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" data-srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" data-sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" style="--smush-placeholder-width: 450px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 450/225;" /><noscript><img width="450" height="225" data-src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image lazyload" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" data-srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" data-sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" style="--smush-placeholder-width: 450px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 450/225;" /><noscript><img width="450" height="225" src="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png" class="attachment-dove-size size-dove-size wp-post-image" alt="" decoding="async" loading="lazy" srcset="https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-450x225.png 450w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh-300x150.png 300w, https://boosh.queertet.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Category-Banner-Boosh.png 660w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" />

More Than a Mentor

Posted on 4 April 200624 July 2021 by happy_alone

A tearful Howard reveals to Vince the extent of his relationship with Tommy

Continue reading