Challenge: Challenge 01: Wine

The theme will be wine. You may decide to compose a wine poem a la Howard’s Cream poem, you may decide to ply one of them with wine til they are quite tipsy, or both even, you may wish to write a comedy, or a flufffic, or angst. It does not matter.As this is a booshslash haven, I would prefer it if the stories in this challenge were boosh, however i will not object if anyone wishes to write a nolian fic, but do please keep it within that scope.It can be any length you wish, and any rating you wish, but please, please mark clearly before the start of your fic what rating it is. For fics longer than 100 words place behind a cut.