Challenge: Challenge 15: Trapped in Cabinets

Yes, the people have spoken and this time the fic challenge is about “FIRST LINES”. Or rather A first line.
“BUT!” I hear you cry, “where are we to find this inspirational first line?” Well, look no further, my slashy friends, as here is the naive little blighter, just ready to be leapt upon and buffed up into something much much sexier:
The toast fell from his hand and landed, buttered-side down, on the floor.”
Grasp it with both hands and ride the one-lined beast into the slashy wilderness! Hi-ho-silver!! Away!