Character: Bauer

Far More Perilous Things Than This

Posted on 6 September 200825 July 2021 by justjen

Surrealissimo-fic, as requested by kissfist who asked for RoseyandBauer/Gala smut. This is pre-film, pre-Dali, when Gala was still married to Paul Eluard (and the two of them were still tramping around with Max Ernst).

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Red, With A Hint Of Orange

Posted on 9 August 200824 July 2021 by justjen

Words are corrupt, but images are indefinable. Rosey and Bauer combine both to translate their impression of beautiful things.

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Painting The Bars On The Cage

Posted on 2 August 200824 July 2021 by justjen

Rosey hates being limited by the edges of the canvas.

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Room Enough To Breathe

Posted on 24 January 200824 July 2021 by Amy Wolf

Bauer had only ever been truly frightened twice in his life.

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A Telephone Into Which One Does Not Speak

Posted on 17 January 200824 July 2021 by Culumacilinte

Rosey was silent; Bauer spoke entirely too much. They both have things to learn.

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I Am the Giraffe

Posted on 29 July 200624 July 2021 by Maestro

An explanation of how Rosey and Bauer got to be Rosey and Bauer.

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