he slashes one way… he slashes the other…
Luckily mornings were pretty secluded for the two, so their odd occassional closeness was unseen by others excluding sometimes Bollo and Naboo. Though, unfortunately for the two, things were about to get out of control as the day progressed…
No doubt Vince is popular, it’s isn’t the first time he’s been photographed or mentioned in cheekbone… but what if that publicity gets out of hand?
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It’s easy to forget, sometimes, if you don’t have any reminders. Vince gets a reminder.
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However narcissistic he is, the sight of himself in his Zooniverse jacket had never before been sufficient to turn Vince on, but, well, it’s all about context, isn’t it?
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‘This is a little piece now I’ve written myself, with a pen, and it’s set in Russia, around the turn of the century. I know what you’re thinking – don’t think that, because this is dark, penetrating theatre. Please enjoy a piece I’ve written, called simply: Pies.
An excerpt from the script of Pies: A Tragico-Absurdist Vignette of Revolutionary Russia, and its initial reception.
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Howard and Vince met lots of different ways; this is one of them. Or: Vince is eleven and small, and Howard is eleven and slightly less small.
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Because Howard Moon needs a thorough bumming like Vince Noir needs an unlimited Top Shop voucher. Silly, filthy porn with way too much banter.
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Until ‘Howard and Vince!’ someone says, and laughs burst out around the circle. ‘Pff, like they’re not doing it already!’ laughs a girl, and Vince turns to see Howard’s face battling to decide whether it wants to turn red or white.
From the prompt ‘Howard/Vince – Seven Minutes in Heaven”
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Vince has an age crisis. Howard offers some words of comfort. He also makes paella.
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Comfort fic with shower times.
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Life would be easier if things were black and white and everything fit into boxes. Sometimes even Noel Fielding wants to fit in.
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Howard discovers his friend Vince has been kidnapped by a fae, a kind of ultra powerful and frankly berkish fairy who wants to own every pretty thing in the universe. Against his better judgement, he embarks alone on a quest to get his friend back. Unfortunately, the fae has fallen in love with Howard and he wont let The Mighty Boosh leave without a fight.
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Vince grows up in a rough South London neighborhood, Howard is a sheltered only child from Leeds, what will they happen when they meet?
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