Nice Story

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Right. I write angst, I’m not a very fluffy person and I can’t write it well but mah coosine (Rowan) made me write a fluffy story for her. She did, she jabbed pointy sticks at me until I complied. And here is the result. A modern masterpiece I like to call it. In fact, I think I’m up for a prize for writing this.

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Notes: No gerbils were hurt in the making of this story. A trombone sadly lost its life. We shall miss you Ricky!

Nice Story by tundra_boy

Vince pulled on his pink tutu and danced around the hut. He was happy. So happy. Because life was great and everything was nice. So nice.

Howard ran into the room, fell over Vince and collapsed in a heap on the couch. Howard was happy. So happy. Because life was was great and everything was nice. So nice.

He looked over at Vince who was still happily dancing. He loved Vince so much. He was the most prettiest beautifulist boy he had ever had the good fortune to look upon.

Vince danced nicely and happily over to Howard, jumped onto his lap and placed a kiss on his neck.

“I love you.”

“I love you too.”

“Isn’t life great.”

“It is great. Because we love each other. Its great.”

(and now for the obligatory argument scene)

“YOU SAT ON MY GERBIL!” Vince shouted, hopping around the hut.

“WELL YOU DEFENESTRATED MY TROMBONE.” Howard screamed back.

“I HATE YOU!”

“I HATE YOU!!”

“Kiss me you fool.” Vince pulled Howard towards him and kissed him softly.

“I love you.”

“I love you too. Everything is so good. Its so nice. Nice.”

Nice.

tundra_boy
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