Future Sailors: The Aftermath.
The kinky aftershow events when the Future Sailors Tour finally ends.
Continue readinghe slashes one way… he slashes the other…
The kinky aftershow events when the Future Sailors Tour finally ends.
Continue readingeach chapter is named after the song that inspired it – includes how ‘The Tears’ was written.
Continue readingNoel is a 36 year old in the limelight. One thing could bring him back to Earth… Julianne.
Continue readingThe appearance of a new model in his life drawing class is quite possibly the best and worst thing that’s ever happened to Noel Fielding. But things get a little complicated once the line between work and play starts to blur.
Continue readingAfter a series of murders have been carried out at the small village of Sleepy Hollow, constable Howard Crane has been called out to investigate them. Can he slove the mystery with his new friend Naboo and his new love interest, the mysterious Vince Van Tassel?
Continue readingAfter Sue breaks up with Chris, he goes off the rails, drinking and sleeping on the streets. But can Noel help him get his life back on track?
Continue readingDee broke when Noel left. Sue picked up the pieces
Continue readingDee and Sue have sex. Then they drink tea. That’s about bloody it.
Continue reading“Noel just grinned and went a few more wobbly paces, yanking Julian along behind him like a careworn teddy bear.” It all started under sodium-orange streetlights, where girls looked pretty in Perspex, and things got steadily worse from there. Julian tried to ignore the burning jealousy and memories of a star-pricked night far away from home…
Continue readingThe long-forgotten fairytale version of how Noel met Julian.
Continue readingA story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.
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