Hair’s To You, Mr. Moon
Whilst in a jazz trance, Howard accidentally lights Vince's hair on fire and as a result, it becomes split-end central and bold-patch party. Feeling bad, Howard suggests that they enroll the help of Naboo, but discover that the shaman is out. Desperate for his strong blacks locks back, Vince steals a bottle of hair lotion from Naboo's room and misreads the instructions. Chaos insures...
Category: The Mighty Boosh
Characters: Howard Moon, Naboo, Vince Noir
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Warning: Smut (graphic sex scenes), Violence - Mild
Length: 1-5k words
Notes: Disclaimer: I don’t own the Boosh boys and no, I’m not making any money from this fic… it’s merely to satisfy my own perverted pleasure. No offence or harm meant.
My first Boosh fic EVER, so be gentle.