he slashes one way… he slashes the other…
Luckily mornings were pretty secluded for the two, so their odd occassional closeness was unseen by others excluding sometimes Bollo and Naboo. Though, unfortunately for the two, things were about to get out of control as the day progressed…
No doubt Vince is popular, it’s isn’t the first time he’s been photographed or mentioned in cheekbone… but what if that publicity gets out of hand?
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On a five month tour, sometimes you just need to have a wank, even if a tourbus doesn’t allow for many places to do so in private. A sampling of sneaky tourbus wanks.
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However narcissistic he is, the sight of himself in his Zooniverse jacket had never before been sufficient to turn Vince on, but, well, it’s all about context, isn’t it?
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‘This is a little piece now I’ve written myself, with a pen, and it’s set in Russia, around the turn of the century. I know what you’re thinking – don’t think that, because this is dark, penetrating theatre. Please enjoy a piece I’ve written, called simply: Pies.
An excerpt from the script of Pies: A Tragico-Absurdist Vignette of Revolutionary Russia, and its initial reception.
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Because Howard Moon needs a thorough bumming like Vince Noir needs an unlimited Top Shop voucher. Silly, filthy porn with way too much banter.
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Vince has an age crisis. Howard offers some words of comfort. He also makes paella.
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What is it that Noel and Julian feel for each other? They can’t quite figure that out, or what they should do about it. These two have a long way to go together.
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Noel and Julian: From where it all began to where it is now, and everything in between. Follows them from their first meeting up to series 1.
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Howard’s finding Vince very aesthetically pleasing.
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Howard and Vince have an incident over a used CD, and their adventure takes them closer to home than one might imagine. (Not a x-over, despite the Doctor Who references)
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Forty ficlets spanning Vince and Howard’s relationship
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The kinky aftershow events when the Future Sailors Tour finally ends.
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