Warning: Smut (graphic sex scenes)

I Am the Giraffe

Posted on 29 July 200624 July 2021 by Maestro

An explanation of how Rosey and Bauer got to be Rosey and Bauer.

One Hell of a Show

Posted on 9 April 200624 July 2021 by phoon

Noel’s stuck for a present for Julian. Basically an excuse for PWP.

I Want to See You in Your Office Instantly

Posted on 9 April 200624 July 2021 by thymeth

Bainbridge returns from another adventure.

Your Biggest Secret Fan

Posted on 9 April 200625 July 2021 by tartpants

Christmas fic challenge entry – Through a dramatic mix-up involving the Fountain of Youth and hair products, Howard and Vince become encased in tight youthful faces and are sent off to school. Can Howard endure puberty for the second time? Can Vince beat off all his admirers? (HAHA pun!) And can they stop fighting long enough to enter the school’s Christmas Talent Showcase? You’ll only know if you read, eh?

Deep Eremophobia

Posted on 9 April 200625 July 2021 by tartpants

Pic challenge entry – Why does Howard hate to be touched? Vince wishes he knew, and wracks his thick brain and dim memory for the answer to the mystery. Will he find the answer by remembering what really happened up in the Arctic? Shouldn’t he consult a dictionary for big words like pteronophobia? And what’s Dixon Bainbridge forcing Howard to do now that Howard’s been demoted to his personal valet? So many questions! Read on, to discover the answers.