Rating: PG-13

Cheekbone

Luckily mornings were pretty secluded for the two, so their odd occassional closeness was unseen by others excluding sometimes Bollo and Naboo. Though, unfortunately for the two, things were about to get out of control as the day progressed…

No doubt Vince is popular, it’s isn’t the first time he’s been photographed or mentioned in cheekbone… but what if that publicity gets out of hand?

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Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon

A narrative, conveyed with the assistance of Vince Noir, of how Howard Moon realised she was a woman, and what was done about it.

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Not Doing Anything (Seven Minutes)

Until ‘Howard and Vince!’ someone says, and laughs burst out around the circle. ‘Pff, like they’re not doing it already!’ laughs a girl, and Vince turns to see Howard’s face battling to decide whether it wants to turn red or white.

From the prompt ‘Howard/Vince – Seven Minutes in Heaven”

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Vincent The Lost

Howard discovers his friend Vince has been kidnapped by a fae, a kind of ultra powerful and frankly berkish fairy who wants to own every pretty thing in the universe. Against his better judgement, he embarks alone on a quest to get his friend back. Unfortunately, the fae has fallen in love with Howard and he wont let The Mighty Boosh leave without a fight.

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