Fossil Funtime
Fossil/Howard/Vince sandwich. Yes! Fossil pays a surprise visit to the flat.
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Some People Get All the Bloody Luck
Written from the prompt ‘Dave Brown and Russell Brand, eating some pastry goods and discussing how whore-y all the others are.’
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In the Band
Written for accio_arse from the prompt: ‘From back in the days when Howard used to play jazz in a band – with Rudi and Mrs Gideon. Howard’s about to get kicked off the band for being crap, and he’ll do anything to stay. Mrs Gideon never remembers who he even is, so Howard tries to put a move on Rudi so that he’ll keep him in.’
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A Telephone Into Which One Does Not Speak
Rosey was silent; Bauer spoke entirely too much. They both have things to learn.
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If You Were Mine
Follow-up to Meant to Be a Joke. Vince gets what he wants and Howard tries to roleplay. I get embarrassed.
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Life Drawing
Feeling he needs to practice life drawing, Noel gets Julian to pose for him.
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Never Seen Blue
Written for the mistletoe challenge but not posted in time. Noel doesn’t understand why things and people keep changing.
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Overpower Thee
Noel reflects on his “odd” relationship with Julian.
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I’m glad you came tonight
Julian finally turns up to one of Noel’s gigs – and isn’t Noel happy about it?
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First Time for Everything
“…the fact that Vince was sitting next to him with a cushion in his lap to hide the appalling boner that he couldn’t get rid of, all drunk and young-looking and beautiful. How easy would it be for Howard to simply reach down and slip a hand under that cushion…” Vince and Howard have nervous sex.
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Get Inside You, Boy
As Howard sleeps one night, the Spirit of Jazz comes to him with the intention of having a little fun with his most hapless of devotees
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Board Room Business
There is tension between any leader and his followers, but for Dennis and Saboo theirs is of a more fevered nature. Will Saboo be able to let go of his pride and confess his feelings for his “sire”? Will Dennis be able to see the answer in front of him and leave Methuselah?
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