he slashes one way… he slashes the other…
… And Vince joins her. A narrative following the events of ‘Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon’, in which Howard’s transition continues apace, and her romance with Vince takes on a new dimension.
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A narrative, conveyed with the assistance of Vince Noir, of how Howard Moon realised she was a woman, and what was done about it.
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On a five month tour, sometimes you just need to have a wank, even if a tourbus doesn’t allow for many places to do so in private. A sampling of sneaky tourbus wanks.
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It’s easy to forget, sometimes, if you don’t have any reminders. Vince gets a reminder.
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Julian is a drunken hobo shambles, Dee’s got the horn, Melvis helps out. Noel reaps (some of) the rewards later. Filthy moresome porn with no real justification.
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However narcissistic he is, the sight of himself in his Zooniverse jacket had never before been sufficient to turn Vince on, but, well, it’s all about context, isn’t it?
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‘This is a little piece now I’ve written myself, with a pen, and it’s set in Russia, around the turn of the century. I know what you’re thinking – don’t think that, because this is dark, penetrating theatre. Please enjoy a piece I’ve written, called simply: Pies.
An excerpt from the script of Pies: A Tragico-Absurdist Vignette of Revolutionary Russia, and its initial reception.
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Howard and Vince met lots of different ways; this is one of them. Or: Vince is eleven and small, and Howard is eleven and slightly less small.
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Because Howard Moon needs a thorough bumming like Vince Noir needs an unlimited Top Shop voucher. Silly, filthy porn with way too much banter.
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Until ‘Howard and Vince!’ someone says, and laughs burst out around the circle. ‘Pff, like they’re not doing it already!’ laughs a girl, and Vince turns to see Howard’s face battling to decide whether it wants to turn red or white.
From the prompt ‘Howard/Vince – Seven Minutes in Heaven”
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Vince has an age crisis. Howard offers some words of comfort. He also makes paella.
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Sometimes Vince dreams. Written for Challenge #21- Tangents
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