Warning: Violence - Mild

URBAN WILDLIFE BLUES or Maybe not the Tail You Thought It Was

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What starts as a new departure for Howard and a surprise for Vince swiftly turns into a [nail-bitingly terrifying/ridiculously overblown*] race against time to thwart an old enemy.
*delete as applicable

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Too Late?

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Vince discovers Howard and Old Gregg together and with it a love he never knew existed…but will it be too late now that Howard is with someone else? How with the boys cope with being separated, perhaps indefinitely?

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My Precious

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Written for Toratio on livejournal, who requested “Protective!Julian. Don’t care much of circumstances, just Julian protecting Noel. Hurt/comfort is love.” In a pub, Julian waits for Noel to come back from the bathroom. But he doesn’t come back.

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Hair’s To You, Mr. Moon

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Whilst in a jazz trance, Howard accidentally lights Vince’s hair on fire and as a result, it becomes split-end central and bold-patch party. Feeling bad, Howard suggests that they enroll the help of Naboo, but discover that the shaman is out. Desperate for his strong blacks locks back, Vince steals a bottle of hair lotion from Naboo’s room and misreads the instructions. Chaos insures…

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Sweet Dreams Are Made Of…

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Ianto and Vince are acting strangely…..

This is a Torchwood/Boosh crossover fic. It involves characters from both shows and takes neither dreadfully seriously. However, I think you’d probably understand this without knowing a lot about one of either the two shows involved.

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