Warning: Smut (graphic sex scenes)

The Unicorn of First Gay Love

The Zooniverse is doing terribly, as per usual, and Bob Fossil informs the boys that in order to get the zoo good publicity, they either have to track down some really fantastic creatures, or – if they can’t – pose as the zoo’s resident adorable gay couple. How will Vince and Howard manage?

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First Time for Everything

“…the fact that Vince was sitting next to him with a cushion in his lap to hide the appalling boner that he couldn’t get rid of, all drunk and young-looking and beautiful. How easy would it be for Howard to simply reach down and slip a hand under that cushion…” Vince and Howard have nervous sex.

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