Shoreditch Doppelgängers
A gory, dark vampire story in three chapters.
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Warning: Smut (graphic sex scenes)
Thirsty Work
Dan becomes a blood-sucking creature of the night. Contains graphic gore.
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Kiss and Swallow
Noel and Julian are dancing to IAMX. It’s unavoidable, really.
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Meretricious
Russell has always wondered what they’d be like together. He orchestrates a demonstration. Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding/Russell Brand threesome.
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Get Foxed
Howard and Vince are faced with a new addition to the Nabootique. Series 3, but no spoilers.
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Shuffled Off
After an IAMX gig, Noel dreams not of Chris, but of X.
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When You Came Home Late
Vince comes home with a boyfriend, and Howard muses on why Vince can’t look him in the eye any more.
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New experiences
Noel is stood up by a girl and goes to Julian’s instead. Bit of strong language – pretty much pornographic towards the end.
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Couch
PWP. Off topic. This came about from conversations in the forum that mentioned a table and the phrase “Spread em, Barratt”
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Choose-your-own-adventure 1
The boys are filming the third series and something unexpected happens to Noel. Noel isn’t happy and he ends up at a party.
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Coffee, Cigarettes and Fucking
Dan and Jones fuck across the kitchen cabinets.
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Mrs Gideon’s First Day at Work
Howard/Mrs Gideon. Why Mrs Gideon never recognises Howard Moon. The whole, sex-drenched story. Read on!
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