Rating: R

Painting The Bars On The Cage

Posted on 2 August 200824 July 2021 by justjen

Rosey hates being limited by the edges of the canvas.

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The Silent Darkness

Posted on 17 July 200824 July 2021 by futuresailor

A fight, a broken man (in more ways then one) and a realisation. Rated higher for what future chapters hold *dissapears into mystery smoke*

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Sticky Mess

Posted on 10 July 200824 July 2021 by Colour_Me_Troll

In classic crack style, Noel and Julian get glued together and have to catch the Tube to the hospital. This ends in sex.

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Reactions

Posted on 5 May 200824 July 2021 by futuresailor

Noel wants to find out why he sometimes copes with/reacts to things in a strange way – summary doesn’t really make sense but hopefully if you read it it’ll be ok!

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Velcro & Poppers

Posted on 26 April 200825 July 2021 by samjen

Vince has a new outfit, or at least an improved version of an old one.

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You Always Make Me Smile

Posted on 20 April 200824 July 2021 by futuresailor

Julian and Noel sitting under the stars, however, Julian’s desire eventually gets too much for him.

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Howard Moon, Former Male Prostitute

Posted on 16 April 200824 July 2021 by accioarse

How Howard Moon ended up as a former male prostitute, how Bob Fossil found out about it, and where Vince comes into the equation. (Although Fossil doesn’t appear until later parts, and neither does Vince.) Set before the time of The Boosh.

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The Mighty Shakespeare

Posted on 5 April 200826 July 2021 by bluebeard

A re-telling of Romeo and Juliet, but with Howard and Vince as the star crossed lovers.

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Waking Up

Posted on 20 February 200825 July 2021 by glitter traces

Dan wakes up…

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Lost and Found

Posted on 9 February 200825 July 2021 by plainjane

Dee broke when Noel left. Sue picked up the pieces

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Play

Posted on 23 January 200825 July 2021 by Thingogram

Yeah, twas me wrote this. And I don’t even have an LJ. If you haven’t read it on the meme, it’s more spanking. More gratitious, less plot.

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Fossil Funtime

Posted on 23 January 200822 July 2021 by accioarse

Fossil/Howard/Vince sandwich. Yes! Fossil pays a surprise visit to the flat.

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