Pairing: Noel Fielding/Julian Barratt

Protect Me From What I Want

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“Tell me you love me.” The words wavered, without meaning to, and she slapped him, hard. Dee remembered it, as his cheek grew pink, whorish, the first time… the quick hiss of breath, the hurt look, and then something darker, unreadable. She hit him again, the sound cracking the air. Two for flinching.

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26 Fics in 26 Minutes

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A story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.

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I Know What You Think I Am

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This was inspired by the interview in which Noel and Julian discuss how they first met. I took the incredible liberty of filling in the gaps. It’s in four parts, one very long and three quite short, spanning the first few months from Noel initially seeing Julian’s stand up, to Noel performing on the same bill some months later and inviting Julian back to his place afterwards. Not much happens, but everything could happen. If that makes any sense. This is not slash really, think of it as pre-slash. But it’s not really that either 😀

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