The Boosh Slash Haven – Page 3 – he slashes one way… he slashes the other…

Hungry

Posted on 18 November 201324 July 2021 by ritsukiyo

Vince comes home from a party with a strange shoulder injury.

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Idiocy and Epiphanies

Posted on 10 October 201324 July 2021 by ritsukiyo

[A Sweet fanfiction] Pete has never been good at love, it was hard to be when you grew up with no other role models besides celebrities and a pair of parents in a loveless marriage, so when his best friend Stitch confesses his feelings, to say he handles the situation badly is an understatement.

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Just Another Episode

Posted on 3 October 201124 July 2021 by sofaleaver

Sat in a side room, Noel storms in angry about the filming of the Hitcher speech. Based very vaguely on a true story.

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Burn Scar

Posted on 6 June 201125 July 2021 by ginarsnape

The story behind Vince’s burn scar, or answer to the question “Under what circumstances does one possibly get pissed then fall asleep while using Nicky Clarke hair straighteners?”

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A Different Pace

Posted on 6 February 201124 July 2021 by CatMarie

Julian has just come home to Noel after a weekend away. Noel wants his go at Julian. (Baby Boosh – as in pre show.)

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Baby We’ll Be Fine

Posted on 3 February 201124 July 2021 by AJ840

Noel and Julian at a hotel. Fluffy porn ensues.

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Stripping Stone

Posted on 2 February 201124 July 2021 by Sabooyouslag

Noel and Julian’s relationship changes from what it once was, into something new.

All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

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Through the Haze

Posted on 24 January 201124 July 2021 by CatMarie

What is it that Noel and Julian feel for each other? They can’t quite figure that out, or what they should do about it. These two have a long way to go together.

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Sporadic

Posted on 22 January 201124 July 2021 by CatMarie

The Boosh boys have just wrapped up a gig, but Noel and Julian have different ideas about how to celebrate.

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Drabbles

Posted on 21 January 201125 July 2021 by ginarsnape

Various drabbles, all in one place. Mostly from challenges on LJ

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Choose Your Poison

Posted on 21 January 201125 July 2021 by theashcroftmoon and shani2s8

SEQUEL TO SMOKE SCREEN. Noel and Julian: From where it all began to where it is now, and everything in between. Follows them on tour, through series 2 and to where it all goes wrong.

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Glass Heart

Posted on 27 November 201023 July 2021 by TheMystique

Vince Noir- he plays the field, has probably dated most of Camden and swears it’ll always be that way. Howard is surprised to discover that Vince was in love once. Why has he kept it secret?

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