he slashes one way… he slashes the other…
After a series of murders have been carried out at the small village of Sleepy Hollow, constable Howard Crane has been called out to investigate them. Can he slove the mystery with his new friend Naboo and his new love interest, the mysterious Vince Van Tassel?
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Julian’s been waiting for the phone call, the one that asks him to come to the hospital in the middle of the night
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Vince is a transvestite prostitute during WWII because he doesn’t want to be conscripted into the army.
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A little one off sequal to ‘Pain can lead to Feelings’. Vince hits his head badly feeding the animals and forgets everything about his life, and his love from Howard. He even becomes more afraid of the animals in the zoo. Can Howard help him remember before long?
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Stardust/Mighty Boosh crossover. Howard Thorn wishes to impress Victoria Gideon by going beyound their village wall to find a fallen star in a new magical world.
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Crossover and slash. Howard Moon, a struggling artist is going from one dead end job to the next. But it all changes when a mannequin he creates comes to life in a department store where he gets a new job.
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Vince has been distant and Howard trys to figure out what’s wrong.
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A choose-your-own-adventure story in which Julian prepares a wonderful evening for his and Noel’s anniversary. Noel stands him up. Will Noel’s drug problems tear them apart, or bring them closer together?
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After Vince annoys him too much with songs from the film ‘Labyrinth’, Howard finally yels at Vince and tells him to grow up. Vince then wishes the goblins will take him away, which results in Howard’s dissappearence and a quest to defeat the goblin king. Next in my crossover stories.
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A series of six shorts charting a developing intimacy.
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The Zooniverse is doing terribly, as per usual, and Bob Fossil informs the boys that in order to get the zoo good publicity, they either have to track down some really fantastic creatures, or – if they can’t – pose as the zoo’s resident adorable gay couple. How will Vince and Howard manage?
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Mighty Boosh X Moulin Rouge. Howard Moon, a penniless jazz musician and writer unwittenly falls in love with Vince Noir, the star courtesan from the Moulin Rouge and finds himself fighting of Vince affections with Dixon Bainbridge, the Duke.
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