Universes
The only true map of a thing is itself. Meanwhile, Noel ponders his and Julian’s existence in a way only he can.
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My Precious
Written for Toratio on livejournal, who requested “Protective!Julian. Don’t care much of circumstances, just Julian protecting Noel. Hurt/comfort is love.” In a pub, Julian waits for Noel to come back from the bathroom. But he doesn’t come back.
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Gingerbread Houses and Other Festive Failures
On Christmas Eve, in the absence of Vince and his Plan Pony, Howard fails miserably at constructing a gingerbread house. His sad lump of greyish dough brings the flaws of their friendship to floury light.
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The Method Actor
While Vince suits up, Howard scats out. What happens when each tries on the other’s identity for size? Take a peek inside for some comic scrambles, scat allergies, extremely tight jumpsuits, and sweet, sweet fluff. Did I mention rather tight jumpsuits?
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How Naboo Stole Christmas
When Naboo goes Grinch and steals all public holidays from his hapless employees, Howard and Vince must make do with the one day they’ve got. So what is there to celebrate on a non-holiday holiday? (Well, fluff, for one thing.)
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Cheeky Park Resuscitation
Lolling about in a park on a sunny day, Howard manages to drown himself in angst. Will Vince set aside his epic daisy chain and commence the CPR procedure?
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Hair’s To You, Mr. Moon
Whilst in a jazz trance, Howard accidentally lights Vince’s hair on fire and as a result, it becomes split-end central and bold-patch party. Feeling bad, Howard suggests that they enroll the help of Naboo, but discover that the shaman is out. Desperate for his strong blacks locks back, Vince steals a bottle of hair lotion from Naboo’s room and misreads the instructions. Chaos insures…
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Seven Days with Mr Jones
What happens when Dan leaves hospital
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Licking The Smell of Screaming
A series of vignettes, if you will. A snapshot fic, but I wanted to write one too.
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Free love!
Simon Amstell/Matt Shultz I really tried to write slash, but it seemed to end up a little bit… sexless. Never-the-less, I enjoyed writing it.
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Made Up Stories
A songfic to “Made Up Stories” by Go:Audio
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The House of Smith and Jones
DJs Smith and Jones. They had been together five years.
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