Genres: Angst

Silent Hill vs The Mighty Boosh

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Howard, Vince, Naboo and Bob Fossil take a works outing to the sleepy town of Silent Hill. It goes about as well as can be expected. A/N: You don’t need to have played the games or seen the film to understand this – no unusual characters are mentioned. Except monsters.

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Protect Me From What I Want

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“Tell me you love me.” The words wavered, without meaning to, and she slapped him, hard. Dee remembered it, as his cheek grew pink, whorish, the first time… the quick hiss of breath, the hurt look, and then something darker, unreadable. She hit him again, the sound cracking the air. Two for flinching.

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Howard Moon Wins; Vince Noir Loses

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Howard gets sick of Vince getting all the attention and takes steps of a magical nature to do something about it. You’d be surprised how fast something like that can spin out of control – wait, you wouldn’t? Man, you’ve seen this show before, haven’t you?

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26 Fics in 26 Minutes

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A story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.

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Nice Story

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Right. I write angst, I’m not a very fluffy person and I can’t write it well but mah coosine (Rowan) made me write a fluffy story for her. She did, she jabbed pointy sticks at me until I complied. And here is the result. A modern masterpiece I like to call it. In fact, I think I’m up for a prize for writing this.

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