Future Sailors: The Aftermath.
The kinky aftershow events when the Future Sailors Tour finally ends.
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The kinky aftershow events when the Future Sailors Tour finally ends.
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each chapter is named after the song that inspired it – includes how ‘The Tears’ was written.
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Noel is a 36 year old in the limelight. One thing could bring him back to Earth… Julianne.
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The appearance of a new model in his life drawing class is quite possibly the best and worst thing that’s ever happened to Noel Fielding. But things get a little complicated once the line between work and play starts to blur.
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After a series of murders have been carried out at the small village of Sleepy Hollow, constable Howard Crane has been called out to investigate them. Can he slove the mystery with his new friend Naboo and his new love interest, the mysterious Vince Van Tassel?
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After Sue breaks up with Chris, he goes off the rails, drinking and sleeping on the streets. But can Noel help him get his life back on track?
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Dee broke when Noel left. Sue picked up the pieces
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Dee and Sue have sex. Then they drink tea. That’s about bloody it.
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“Noel just grinned and went a few more wobbly paces, yanking Julian along behind him like a careworn teddy bear.” It all started under sodium-orange streetlights, where girls looked pretty in Perspex, and things got steadily worse from there. Julian tried to ignore the burning jealousy and memories of a star-pricked night far away from home…
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The long-forgotten fairytale version of how Noel met Julian.
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A story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.
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