The Hitcher: Foiled Again!
It’s Naboo’s turn to be in need of rescue when The Hitcher gets hold of The Amulet again. Lots of Naboo-peril and angst, hurt/comfort, Bondage!Naboo, Victim!Naboo, smarmy innocent fun.
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Character: Naboo
I Want To Know What Love is…
The growing love story of Howard and Vince, set after series 3. Lots of unrequited feelings. Shows both Vince and Howard’s POV.
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Too Late?
Vince discovers Howard and Old Gregg together and with it a love he never knew existed…but will it be too late now that Howard is with someone else? How with the boys cope with being separated, perhaps indefinitely?
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Three Days
Quite a typical scenario, really. Howard downs a potion he really ought not to, with some unexpectedly sexy results.
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The Miseducation of Howard Moon
Maverick-about-town and colon: adventurer though he may be, Howard starts to realize one morning that he is woefully underprepared to deal with the greatest challenge that has ever crossed his path.
Murderous Cockney geezers? Pfft. Transgendered psychotic mermen? No problem. Vicious urban foxes? Piece of cake. Best friend laying naked on you in a bathtub?
… better come back to that last one.
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Half-Full of Hollow
Fed up with his increasing alienation from Howard, Vince decides to forcibly regress into his sunshiney days.
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Hair’s To You, Mr. Moon
Whilst in a jazz trance, Howard accidentally lights Vince’s hair on fire and as a result, it becomes split-end central and bold-patch party. Feeling bad, Howard suggests that they enroll the help of Naboo, but discover that the shaman is out. Desperate for his strong blacks locks back, Vince steals a bottle of hair lotion from Naboo’s room and misreads the instructions. Chaos insures…
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Under The Bed
The boys are in trouble when a race of dust mites from under their bed shrinks them down and orders Howard to find the sacred gem of their land before they kill Vince. Slash.
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Big Black Spot ™
In which Vince has a clothing emergency, and Howard has an epiphany. Again.
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Helping You
Vince x Howard slash. Vince discovers Leroy has headlice. Terrified he may have caught them, he runs to Howard for help.
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Boosht Hollow
After a series of murders have been carried out at the small village of Sleepy Hollow, constable Howard Crane has been called out to investigate them. Can he slove the mystery with his new friend Naboo and his new love interest, the mysterious Vince Van Tassel?
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When 2 Halves became 1
Different Parts in Howard and Vince’s Lives
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