he slashes one way… he slashes the other…
The Zooniverse is doing terribly, as per usual, and Bob Fossil informs the boys that in order to get the zoo good publicity, they either have to track down some really fantastic creatures, or – if they can’t – pose as the zoo’s resident adorable gay couple. How will Vince and Howard manage?
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Written for accio_arse from the prompt: ‘From back in the days when Howard used to play jazz in a band – with Rudi and Mrs Gideon. Howard’s about to get kicked off the band for being crap, and he’ll do anything to stay. Mrs Gideon never remembers who he even is, so Howard tries to put a move on Rudi so that he’ll keep him in.’
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Rudi is a holy man—one of the order of the psychedelic monks—but if, occasionally, a man like Rudi should engage in certain activities, it’s not really his fault. A wee ficlet
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Rosey was silent; Bauer spoke entirely too much. They both have things to learn.
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Follow-up to Meant to Be a Joke. Vince gets what he wants and Howard tries to roleplay. I get embarrassed.
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As Howard sleeps one night, the Spirit of Jazz comes to him with the intention of having a little fun with his most hapless of devotees
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If Noel and Julian make one whole person together, surely there’s room for one more.
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After an IAMX gig, Noel dreams not of Chris, but of X.
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Vince comes home with a boyfriend, and Howard muses on why Vince can’t look him in the eye any more.
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between series 1 and 2, when the guys have recently moved into the flat. Howince, slight slash ish. first fanfic, so be gentle!
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How Howard Moon and Old Gregg got from ‘you’re moving too fast’ to sucking on each other like underwater hoovers. Howard/Vince as well, and Naboo and Bollo also appear.
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Noel throws a party, Julian feels awkward, Noel makes up for it.
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