Accessories
Howard didn't accessorize. But that didn't mean he didn't like accessories…
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Rating: NC-17
The Palace of Sans-Souci
Julian, Noel, some semblance of adulthood, and how some things have changed.
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Five Songs Anthrax Used To Hate
A variation on the ‘five things’ meme.
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Teeth
Slightly kinky Neon/Ultra.
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Photo Finish
This starts off Het, but ends with Slash. Also, I wrote it as RPS but it kinda freaked me out so I just changed the names, which is why the characters are totally different. And why Howard is wearing poppers, and isn’t a virgin. Also there’s a tiny bit of girl on girl, but it’s only little!
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Svelte, Gamine
Boosh crossover with Breakfast on Pluto. Vince and Kitten meet in a club. (based on Cillian Murphy’s Kitten, rather than Pussy. If you’ve ever seen the film you’ll understand why)
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Infatuation
Chris is sleeping and dreaming of Noel… Noel watches him sleep… Chris wakes up… what next?
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Electro Girl on Girl
Neon and Ultra get it on after a gig. Complete and utter PWP.
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Vince Noir – Prostitute
Vince Noir has fallen on hard times, and prostitution has saved him. But when it all goes wrong he turns to part time gangster Howard Moon to help him out.
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Far More Perilous Things Than This
Surrealissimo-fic, as requested by kissfist who asked for RoseyandBauer/Gala smut. This is pre-film, pre-Dali, when Gala was still married to Paul Eluard (and the two of them were still tramping around with Max Ernst).
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Falling Apart
Noel is falling apart, and Julian is trying to hold him together.
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Captain Blackheart’s treasure
What would happen if Noel and Julian lived in mid 18th century England.
Or what do you get when you tastelessly mix The Boosh, Brokeback mountain and anything by Robert Louis Stevenson…? A twisted Pirates tale.
Beta by the wonderful plainJane.
Oh, and GIVE ME FEEDBACK, PLEASE!
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