I Have Never
PWP – Late night drinking games lead Howard and Vince to reveal a little too much about themselves. Then they take off allllllll their clothes.
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Rating: NC-17
I Am the Giraffe
An explanation of how Rosey and Bauer got to be Rosey and Bauer.
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Photos for Fossil
“Moon! Are you sleeping with Vince Noir?”
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I Want to See You in Your Office Instantly
Bainbridge returns from another adventure.
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You’re Not Supposed to get Groupies
Sex, drugs and rock‘n’roll. Even though the sex is disappointing, the drug is alcohol and the rock‘n’roll is electro-jazz.
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Dixon Bainbridge Was Pissed Off (Aftermath Story 1)
Dixon Bainbridge was pissed off.
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Your Biggest Secret Fan
Christmas fic challenge entry – Through a dramatic mix-up involving the Fountain of Youth and hair products, Howard and Vince become encased in tight youthful faces and are sent off to school. Can Howard endure puberty for the second time? Can Vince beat off all his admirers? (HAHA pun!) And can they stop fighting long enough to enter the school’s Christmas Talent Showcase? You’ll only know if you read, eh?
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Deep Eremophobia
Pic challenge entry – Why does Howard hate to be touched? Vince wishes he knew, and wracks his thick brain and dim memory for the answer to the mystery. Will he find the answer by remembering what really happened up in the Arctic? Shouldn’t he consult a dictionary for big words like pteronophobia? And what’s Dixon Bainbridge forcing Howard to do now that Howard’s been demoted to his personal valet? So many questions! Read on, to discover the answers.
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This Is The New Shit
Smuttiness
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No-One Knows
Naughtiness set during the show!
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Home for the Holidays
Noel and Julian are staying with Julian’s family for the holiday. This leaves Noel a little… unsatisfied.
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Whispers Fading In The Darkness
Julian isn’t coping well
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