he slashes one way… he slashes the other…
Vince Noiyre, a young governess, takes a position at Thornfield Hall under the watchful eye of Howard Moonchester. But what are those noises coming from the attic? Why does everyone think Vince is a girl? And how old is Naboo?
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PWP – Late night drinking games lead Howard and Vince to reveal a little too much about themselves. Then they take off allllllll their clothes.
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Vamp!Boosh. Howard’s been running, but now he’s been found.
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Noel decides he’s had enough of the fictional bum sex…and somebody has to pay.
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Action, adventure, and lots of screaming on the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHs
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Right. I write angst, I’m not a very fluffy person and I can’t write it well but mah coosine (Rowan) made me write a fluffy story for her. She did, she jabbed pointy sticks at me until I complied. And here is the result. A modern masterpiece I like to call it. In fact, I think I’m up for a prize for writing this.
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“Moon! Are you sleeping with Vince Noir?”
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Kraftwerk Orange featuring Vince and Howard go on tour.
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Valentine’s Day isn’t always fluffy and lovely. Especially if magic is involved.
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It’s Valentine’s Day and neither Howard nor Vince have the guts to do anything about it. So Naboo fixes it with his “magic” dust.
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Sex, drugs and rock‘n’roll. Even though the sex is disappointing, the drug is alcohol and the rock‘n’roll is electro-jazz.
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Bollo was asleep under the wrapping paper, Naboo had passed out drunk on eggnog and Vince was sitting cross-legged on the floor staring at the blinking fairy lights.
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