Rewind
Noel ends it with Julian and Julian doesn’t take it very well…
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The Arty Boosh
The appearance of a new model in his life drawing class is quite possibly the best and worst thing that’s ever happened to Noel Fielding. But things get a little complicated once the line between work and play starts to blur.
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Full Service Salon
Julian’s always had a thing for Noel’s hair.
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Three Days
Quite a typical scenario, really. Howard downs a potion he really ought not to, with some unexpectedly sexy results.
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Universes
The only true map of a thing is itself. Meanwhile, Noel ponders his and Julian’s existence in a way only he can.
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Just A Taste
Noel gets a bit more than he bargained for when he’s unexpectedly invited to Alex Kapranos’ dressing room. And that’s putting it very lightly, indeed.
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The Miseducation of Howard Moon
Maverick-about-town and colon: adventurer though he may be, Howard starts to realize one morning that he is woefully underprepared to deal with the greatest challenge that has ever crossed his path.
Murderous Cockney geezers? Pfft. Transgendered psychotic mermen? No problem. Vicious urban foxes? Piece of cake. Best friend laying naked on you in a bathtub?
… better come back to that last one.
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My Precious
Written for Toratio on livejournal, who requested “Protective!Julian. Don’t care much of circumstances, just Julian protecting Noel. Hurt/comfort is love.” In a pub, Julian waits for Noel to come back from the bathroom. But he doesn’t come back.
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Half-Full of Hollow
Fed up with his increasing alienation from Howard, Vince decides to forcibly regress into his sunshiney days.
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Gingerbread Houses and Other Festive Failures
On Christmas Eve, in the absence of Vince and his Plan Pony, Howard fails miserably at constructing a gingerbread house. His sad lump of greyish dough brings the flaws of their friendship to floury light.
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The Method Actor
While Vince suits up, Howard scats out. What happens when each tries on the other’s identity for size? Take a peek inside for some comic scrambles, scat allergies, extremely tight jumpsuits, and sweet, sweet fluff. Did I mention rather tight jumpsuits?
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Logical Conclusions
Does your brain know something you don’t know? Jump in for a nail-tapping, pencil-snapping, lap-climbing story in which Vince tries to understand his own mind and Howard gets used as a make-shift motorway.
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