he slashes one way… he slashes the other…
Pic challenge entry – Why does Howard hate to be touched? Vince wishes he knew, and wracks his thick brain and dim memory for the answer to the mystery. Will he find the answer by remembering what really happened up in the Arctic? Shouldn’t he consult a dictionary for big words like pteronophobia? And what’s Dixon Bainbridge forcing Howard to do now that Howard’s been demoted to his personal valet? So many questions! Read on, to discover the answers.
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Valentines challenge entry – Howard is tired of being lonely and puts out a personal ad, with messy results. Now he’s being stalked down the streets of London with a love-struck best mate, an aloof microphone, and a pop song that just… won’t… get… out of his head! Most incomprehensible summary ever, but it might make sense if you read the fic. 😀
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The story of Old Gregg, the loneliest man-fish that ever was; or, “The Legend of Old Gregg” told from Old Gregg’s perspective.
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Howard’s daydreaming tendencies land him in a slightly odd situation. Set during series two.
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An imagining of what happened when Noel stumbled upon our very own little slash haven.
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Howard turns up at Vince’s gig – it’s been two years since they last spoke. What on EARTH could happen next?
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Response to the fifth challenge
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Smuttiness
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Naughtiness set during the show!
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Noel and Julian are staying with Julian’s family for the holiday. This leaves Noel a little… unsatisfied.
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Set the night before the Nightmare of Milky Joe
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