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Yeah, twas me wrote this. And I don’t even have an LJ. If you haven’t read it on the meme, it’s more spanking. More gratitious, less plot.
Continue readinghe slashes one way… he slashes the other…
Yeah, twas me wrote this. And I don’t even have an LJ. If you haven’t read it on the meme, it’s more spanking. More gratitious, less plot.
Continue readingHoward Moon, Man of Action, sets off on a death-defying mission to save the world, with reluctant sidekick Vince tagging aling for the ride. Tensions are high, however, as the recent feelings our heroes have been experiencing towards each other are a little more than platonic. Will they find love, prevent armageddon, and still be home in time for their next gig? Feature length fic, including cameo appearances from God and other Famous People.
Continue readingFossil/Howard/Vince sandwich. Yes! Fossil pays a surprise visit to the flat.
Continue readingHoward/Vince awkward first time pwp.
Continue readingSaboo/Tony Harrison crackfic. Spoilers for ‘Eels’
Continue readingWritten from the prompt ‘Dave Brown and Russell Brand, eating some pastry goods and discussing how whore-y all the others are.’
Continue readingThe Zooniverse is doing terribly, as per usual, and Bob Fossil informs the boys that in order to get the zoo good publicity, they either have to track down some really fantastic creatures, or – if they can’t – pose as the zoo’s resident adorable gay couple. How will Vince and Howard manage?
Continue readingWritten for accio_arse from the prompt: ‘From back in the days when Howard used to play jazz in a band – with Rudi and Mrs Gideon. Howard’s about to get kicked off the band for being crap, and he’ll do anything to stay. Mrs Gideon never remembers who he even is, so Howard tries to put a move on Rudi so that he’ll keep him in.’
Continue readingRudi is a holy man—one of the order of the psychedelic monks—but if, occasionally, a man like Rudi should engage in certain activities, it’s not really his fault. A wee ficlet
Continue readingRosey was silent; Bauer spoke entirely too much. They both have things to learn.
Continue readingMighty Boosh X Moulin Rouge. Howard Moon, a penniless jazz musician and writer unwittenly falls in love with Vince Noir, the star courtesan from the Moulin Rouge and finds himself fighting of Vince affections with Dixon Bainbridge, the Duke.
Continue readingKissing at midnight is not a luxury afforded to men having an affair. A New Year’s ficlet.
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