Crush (With Eyeliner)
Noel finds a pretty face in his dressing room mirror-and the rest of him ain’t bad, either!
Continue readinghe slashes one way… he slashes the other…
Noel finds a pretty face in his dressing room mirror-and the rest of him ain’t bad, either!
Continue reading‘This is a little piece now I’ve written myself, with a pen, and it’s set in Russia, around the turn of the century. I know what you’re thinking – don’t think that, because this is dark, penetrating theatre. Please enjoy a piece I’ve written, called simply: Pies.
An excerpt from the script of Pies: A Tragico-Absurdist Vignette of Revolutionary Russia, and its initial reception.
Continue readingHoward and Vince met lots of different ways; this is one of them. Or: Vince is eleven and small, and Howard is eleven and slightly less small.
Continue readingBecause Howard Moon needs a thorough bumming like Vince Noir needs an unlimited Top Shop voucher. Silly, filthy porn with way too much banter.
Continue readingUntil ‘Howard and Vince!’ someone says, and laughs burst out around the circle. ‘Pff, like they’re not doing it already!’ laughs a girl, and Vince turns to see Howard’s face battling to decide whether it wants to turn red or white.
From the prompt ‘Howard/Vince – Seven Minutes in Heaven”
Continue readingVince has an age crisis. Howard offers some words of comfort. He also makes paella.
Continue readingWhat’s the real reason behind the hiatus of The Boosh? Why did Fielding and Plume break up? Why does no-one ever see The Boosh boys together any more? What lies ahead for the future of The Mighty Boosh?
Continue readingComfort fic with shower times.
Continue readingOld Gregg enlists the help of his old man, the Hitcher, to reunite with his beloved Howard. When Howard goes missing on their trip to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, Vince once again has to save Howard in every way possible.
Continue readingLife would be easier if things were black and white and everything fit into boxes. Sometimes even Noel Fielding wants to fit in.
Continue readingHoward discovers his friend Vince has been kidnapped by a fae, a kind of ultra powerful and frankly berkish fairy who wants to own every pretty thing in the universe. Against his better judgement, he embarks alone on a quest to get his friend back. Unfortunately, the fae has fallen in love with Howard and he wont let The Mighty Boosh leave without a fight.
Continue readingVince grows up in a rough South London neighborhood, Howard is a sheltered only child from Leeds, what will they happen when they meet?
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