The Boosh Slash Haven – Page 17 – he slashes one way… he slashes the other…

Vince Noir and the Seven Shamans

Posted on 22 August 200826 July 2021 by SilverFalcon

Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Camden, there lived two beautiful Princes. Lance Dior has been the centre of Camden’s focus for years. But now, now Vince has taken his crown. There’s only one thing for Lance to do. Eliminate the competition…

mightyboosh/Snow white theme

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The Refuge

Posted on 12 August 200824 July 2021 by SilverFalcon

Noel’s had a wee bit of a break down (UNDERSTATEMENT); and it’s Julian’s fault. The Boosh is over, has been for years now and no one’s quite sure why. All Julian knows is that things are bad with Noel and time’s running out before he can save him. Because only he can.

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Captain Blackheart’s treasure

Posted on 12 August 200825 July 2021 by Im_Deba

What would happen if Noel and Julian lived in mid 18th century England.

Or what do you get when you tastelessly mix The Boosh, Brokeback mountain and anything by Robert Louis Stevenson…? A twisted Pirates tale.
Beta by the wonderful plainJane.

Oh, and GIVE ME FEEDBACK, PLEASE!

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Red, With A Hint Of Orange

Posted on 9 August 200824 July 2021 by justjen

Words are corrupt, but images are indefinable. Rosey and Bauer combine both to translate their impression of beautiful things.

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Break the Silence

Posted on 7 August 200826 July 2021 by Severa

Their parents’ death was a turning point in the Ashcroft’s lives, but Claire suspects it’s more than that which makes Dan so closed-off.

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Painting The Bars On The Cage

Posted on 2 August 200824 July 2021 by justjen

Rosey hates being limited by the edges of the canvas.

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Boosht Hollow

Posted on 23 July 200825 July 2021 by MB4ever

After a series of murders have been carried out at the small village of Sleepy Hollow, constable Howard Crane has been called out to investigate them. Can he slove the mystery with his new friend Naboo and his new love interest, the mysterious Vince Van Tassel?

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Music for the Film

Posted on 22 July 200824 July 2021 by Jackie Thomas

You can’t just go gay. It’s not like buying a ladder.

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The Silent Darkness

Posted on 17 July 200824 July 2021 by futuresailor

A fight, a broken man (in more ways then one) and a realisation. Rated higher for what future chapters hold *dissapears into mystery smoke*

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Some cuts are deeper

Posted on 10 July 200824 July 2021 by pyleapegg

Noel and Ju Angsty

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Burn

Posted on 10 July 200825 July 2021 by Colour_Me_Troll

Drabble-esque insight into Noel and Julian’s one sided relationship.

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Sticky Mess

Posted on 10 July 200824 July 2021 by Colour_Me_Troll

In classic crack style, Noel and Julian get glued together and have to catch the Tube to the hospital. This ends in sex.

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