Length: 1-5k

Do It Yourself

“It’s your eyes, your little beady scorpion eyes, shifting and darting about. I mean I’m used to it, but I don’t want those small eyes of yours to disrupt my dates when I bring them back to my boudoir.” – Prompt #538 from the lgbtfest. Howard doesn’t mind when Vince brings home women. Even when it means he won’t get any sleep, listening to them going at it. But when he brings home men, that’s another thing…

Continue reading

Pelt the Rabbit in his Big White Face!

“There’s this big rabbit and he’s huge, he’s like 6 foot, right, and he’s got this massive face and, I mean, it doesn’t matter where you are, right, you could be wherever, could be by a windmill, it doesn’t matter…” Vince teaches Howard how to play Pelt the Rabbit in his Big White Face.

Continue reading