Logical Conclusions
Does your brain know something you don’t know? Jump in for a nail-tapping, pencil-snapping, lap-climbing story in which Vince tries to understand his own mind and Howard gets used as a make-shift motorway.
Continue reading
Genres: Humour
How Naboo Stole Christmas
When Naboo goes Grinch and steals all public holidays from his hapless employees, Howard and Vince must make do with the one day they’ve got. So what is there to celebrate on a non-holiday holiday? (Well, fluff, for one thing.)
Continue reading
Cheeky Park Resuscitation
Lolling about in a park on a sunny day, Howard manages to drown himself in angst. Will Vince set aside his epic daisy chain and commence the CPR procedure?
Continue reading
Hair’s To You, Mr. Moon
Whilst in a jazz trance, Howard accidentally lights Vince’s hair on fire and as a result, it becomes split-end central and bold-patch party. Feeling bad, Howard suggests that they enroll the help of Naboo, but discover that the shaman is out. Desperate for his strong blacks locks back, Vince steals a bottle of hair lotion from Naboo’s room and misreads the instructions. Chaos insures…
Continue reading
Stand-Up
At a Noel Fielding stand-up gig. Two very different men approach him at the end. . .
Continue reading
Secrets of an Electro Ponce
While Vince is out, Howard discovers his diary! But will he commit the unspeakable act and read the darkest secrets of and electro ponce? My first ever fic 🙂
Continue reading
Loved.
Bob tries to find Joey for ‘fun time’, but Joey is nowhere to be seen.
Continue reading
Five Songs Anthrax Used To Hate
A variation on the ‘five things’ meme.
Continue reading
Big Black Spot ™
In which Vince has a clothing emergency, and Howard has an epiphany. Again.
Continue reading
Bioluminescent
Howard makes a startling discovery.
Continue reading
Helping You
Vince x Howard slash. Vince discovers Leroy has headlice. Terrified he may have caught them, he runs to Howard for help.
Continue reading
Light We’ll See
Vince, age 9, sits next to the new kid in class, Howard, nearly 10. He takes it on himself to throw Howard a birthday party, and thus, their friendship blossoms.
Continue reading