Lost and Found
Dee broke when Noel left. Sue picked up the pieces
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Character: Dee Plume
Sue Does Not Approve of Your Tea
Dee and Sue have sex. Then they drink tea. That’s about bloody it.
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Hot Cold Season
Kissing at midnight is not a luxury afforded to men having an affair. A New Year’s ficlet.
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Forgotten Underwear
Noel and Julian get busy after the live show.
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Chartreuse
“Noel just grinned and went a few more wobbly paces, yanking Julian along behind him like a careworn teddy bear.” It all started under sodium-orange streetlights, where girls looked pretty in Perspex, and things got steadily worse from there. Julian tried to ignore the burning jealousy and memories of a star-pricked night far away from home…
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You Really Should Get Out More
The differences between them sometimes matter, sometimes don’t.
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Alright
Noel and Julian are fighting, Julian and Dave are flirting.
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Copper Coins
The long-forgotten fairytale version of how Noel met Julian.
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Protect Me From What I Want
“Tell me you love me.” The words wavered, without meaning to, and she slapped him, hard. Dee remembered it, as his cheek grew pink, whorish, the first time… the quick hiss of breath, the hurt look, and then something darker, unreadable. She hit him again, the sound cracking the air. Two for flinching.
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26 Fics in 26 Minutes
A story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.
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