Five Resolutions Vince Wrote Down, but Forgot
Writing things down was supposed to help you remember, wasn’t it?
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Room Enough To Breathe
Bauer had only ever been truly frightened twice in his life.
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Play
Yeah, twas me wrote this. And I don’t even have an LJ. If you haven’t read it on the meme, it’s more spanking. More gratitious, less plot.
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Fossil Funtime
Fossil/Howard/Vince sandwich. Yes! Fossil pays a surprise visit to the flat.
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Like Putting On A Glove
Howard/Vince awkward first time pwp.
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Sun Cream
Saboo/Tony Harrison crackfic. Spoilers for ‘Eels’
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Some People Get All the Bloody Luck
Written from the prompt ‘Dave Brown and Russell Brand, eating some pastry goods and discussing how whore-y all the others are.’
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The Unicorn of First Gay Love
The Zooniverse is doing terribly, as per usual, and Bob Fossil informs the boys that in order to get the zoo good publicity, they either have to track down some really fantastic creatures, or – if they can’t – pose as the zoo’s resident adorable gay couple. How will Vince and Howard manage?
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In the Band
Written for accio_arse from the prompt: ‘From back in the days when Howard used to play jazz in a band – with Rudi and Mrs Gideon. Howard’s about to get kicked off the band for being crap, and he’ll do anything to stay. Mrs Gideon never remembers who he even is, so Howard tries to put a move on Rudi so that he’ll keep him in.’
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A Man Like Rudi
Rudi is a holy man—one of the order of the psychedelic monks—but if, occasionally, a man like Rudi should engage in certain activities, it’s not really his fault. A wee ficlet
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A Telephone Into Which One Does Not Speak
Rosey was silent; Bauer spoke entirely too much. They both have things to learn.
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Moulin Boosh
Mighty Boosh X Moulin Rouge. Howard Moon, a penniless jazz musician and writer unwittenly falls in love with Vince Noir, the star courtesan from the Moulin Rouge and finds himself fighting of Vince affections with Dixon Bainbridge, the Duke.
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