Chinese Whispers
A rumor is started, misinterpreted, and misinterpreted again until it’s common knowledge in the Zooniverse that Howard and Vince are bumming. Only they’re not.
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Length: 10-20k
Fallen
This is part of a much longer back-story and is written totally from Dan’s POV. It’s written around certain themes that include fate, jumping and falling as well as how we repeat certain behaviours, whether consciously or unconsciously.
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Thursday Next
Julian Barratt/Russell Brand. Inspired by Julian and Noel’s appearance on Russell Brand’s 1 Leicester Square, and before at The Secret Policeman’s Ball. I saw sparks.
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Copper Coins
The long-forgotten fairytale version of how Noel met Julian.
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Silent Hill vs The Mighty Boosh
Howard, Vince, Naboo and Bob Fossil take a works outing to the sleepy town of Silent Hill. It goes about as well as can be expected. A/N: You don’t need to have played the games or seen the film to understand this – no unusual characters are mentioned. Except monsters.
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Howard Moon Wins; Vince Noir Loses
Howard gets sick of Vince getting all the attention and takes steps of a magical nature to do something about it. You’d be surprised how fast something like that can spin out of control wait, you wouldn’t? Man, you’ve seen this show before, haven’t you?
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I Am the Giraffe
An explanation of how Rosey and Bauer got to be Rosey and Bauer.
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Deep Eremophobia
Pic challenge entry – Why does Howard hate to be touched? Vince wishes he knew, and wracks his thick brain and dim memory for the answer to the mystery. Will he find the answer by remembering what really happened up in the Arctic? Shouldn’t he consult a dictionary for big words like pteronophobia? And what’s Dixon Bainbridge forcing Howard to do now that Howard’s been demoted to his personal valet? So many questions! Read on, to discover the answers.
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I’m Old Gregg: Photos Taken from their UK Tour, ‘06
A sort of A/U for “The Legend of Old Gregg”. What if Vince hadn’t rescued Howard? What if Howard had been forced to marry Gregg and form a band?
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