he slashes one way… he slashes the other…
“Old Gregg was about Julian and Noel: about how he desperately wanted Julian, so badly he could hardly draw breath sometimes, the delicious void in his lungs and heart whenever Julian was around.” Noel’s secret gets out, with some help from a treacherous wardrobe lady.
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Noel is stood up by a girl and goes to Julian’s instead. Bit of strong language – pretty much pornographic towards the end.
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Small slash story set after ‘Charlie’. Vince tells Howard that Charlie watches him while he’s sleeping, only because Vince can’t find himself saying that’s it’s himself that watches Howard. My first slash, please be kind.
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Julian Barratt/Russell Brand. Inspired by Julian and Noel’s appearance on Russell Brand’s 1 Leicester Square, and before at The Secret Policeman’s Ball. I saw sparks.
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A peek into Vince’s head, his thoughts and feelings towards Howard during Kileroo
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The long-forgotten fairytale version of how Noel met Julian.
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“Tell me you love me.” The words wavered, without meaning to, and she slapped him, hard. Dee remembered it, as his cheek grew pink, whorish, the first time… the quick hiss of breath, the hurt look, and then something darker, unreadable. She hit him again, the sound cracking the air. Two for flinching.
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Everything’s normal (or as normal as it ever can get…) at the Zooniverse except that Howard and Vince don’t work there. Rudi and the Hitcher, however, do.
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A rather silly almost smut drabble dedicated to maestro1123, because she wanted some AU Vampire!Boosh for the challenge.
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A story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.
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Vince Noiyre, a young governess, takes a position at Thornfield Hall under the watchful eye of Howard Moonchester. But what are those noises coming from the attic? Why does everyone think Vince is a girl? And how old is Naboo?
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PWP – Late night drinking games lead Howard and Vince to reveal a little too much about themselves. Then they take off allllllll their clothes.
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