Twat You, Close Brackets
Graham doesn’t recognise Howard – but does he really not recognise Howard?
A story of how Graham ‘lost’ his memory, and how Howard helps him get it back, close brackets.
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Genres: Humour
Let’s get you into these fuckers
Tight trousers, thrusting skinny hips and a little spanking. What more could you want?
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Kinder Eggs and Blowholes
Everything’s normal (or as normal as it ever can get…) at the Zooniverse except that Howard and Vince don’t work there. Rudi and the Hitcher, however, do.
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Down in the Park
A rather silly almost smut drabble dedicated to maestro1123, because she wanted some AU Vampire!Boosh for the challenge.
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26 Fics in 26 Minutes
A story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.
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Let’s Silence The Bitch!
Noel decides he’s had enough of the fictional bum sex…and somebody has to pay.
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Photos for Fossil
“Moon! Are you sleeping with Vince Noir?”
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Your Biggest Secret Fan
Christmas fic challenge entry – Through a dramatic mix-up involving the Fountain of Youth and hair products, Howard and Vince become encased in tight youthful faces and are sent off to school. Can Howard endure puberty for the second time? Can Vince beat off all his admirers? (HAHA pun!) And can they stop fighting long enough to enter the school’s Christmas Talent Showcase? You’ll only know if you read, eh?
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The Beginning of Something Interesting
For challenge #7, this is a re-write/extension of certain scenes in “Hitcher,” which, curiously enough, has very little of the Hitcher in it at all. This version presumes that Vince doesn’t finish his story about the monkeys because he actually can’t remember what happened. What did happen, then? And how does it involve Howard? Sometimes, one decision creates a bond that will survive time, memory loss, and extremely opposing tastes in music.
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Deep Eremophobia
Pic challenge entry – Why does Howard hate to be touched? Vince wishes he knew, and wracks his thick brain and dim memory for the answer to the mystery. Will he find the answer by remembering what really happened up in the Arctic? Shouldn’t he consult a dictionary for big words like pteronophobia? And what’s Dixon Bainbridge forcing Howard to do now that Howard’s been demoted to his personal valet? So many questions! Read on, to discover the answers.
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Candy Heart Nightmare
Valentines challenge entry – Howard is tired of being lonely and puts out a personal ad, with messy results. Now he’s being stalked down the streets of London with a love-struck best mate, an aloof microphone, and a pop song that just… won’t… get… out of his head! Most incomprehensible summary ever, but it might make sense if you read the fic. 😀
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