Like a Couple of Lonely Satsumas
The events of ‘Party,’ as narrated by Vince, but this time, he has something to say about how it ends
Continue readinghe slashes one way… he slashes the other…
The events of ‘Party,’ as narrated by Vince, but this time, he has something to say about how it ends
Continue readingSequal to Hurting To Protect, takes place after Legend of Old Gregg. Howard asks Vince to marry him, but when Old Gregg finds out, he decides he must get rid of the competition once and for all. Slash fic.
Continue readingHoward dances for Bob Fossil in little blue pants. Why?
With lavish dialogue theft from the radio series (Episode 4, Mutants)
A peek into Vince’s head, his thoughts and feelings towards Howard during Kileroo
Continue readingHoward/Mrs Gideon. Why Mrs Gideon never recognises Howard Moon. The whole, sex-drenched story. Read on!
Continue readingGraham doesn’t recognise Howard – but does he really not recognise Howard?
A story of how Graham ‘lost’ his memory, and how Howard helps him get it back, close brackets.
Continue readingA story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.
Continue readingSweet – Pete/Stitch. How did they get from brawling in the pub, to snuggled up together in bed? Only this fic will explain it.
Continue readingAn explanation of how Rosey and Bauer got to be Rosey and Bauer.
Continue readingFor challenge #7, this is a re-write/extension of certain scenes in “Hitcher,” which, curiously enough, has very little of the Hitcher in it at all. This version presumes that Vince doesn’t finish his story about the monkeys because he actually can’t remember what happened. What did happen, then? And how does it involve Howard? Sometimes, one decision creates a bond that will survive time, memory loss, and extremely opposing tastes in music.
Continue readingPic challenge entry – Why does Howard hate to be touched? Vince wishes he knew, and wracks his thick brain and dim memory for the answer to the mystery. Will he find the answer by remembering what really happened up in the Arctic? Shouldn’t he consult a dictionary for big words like pteronophobia? And what’s Dixon Bainbridge forcing Howard to do now that Howard’s been demoted to his personal valet? So many questions! Read on, to discover the answers.
Continue readingThe story of Old Gregg, the loneliest man-fish that ever was; or, “The Legend of Old Gregg” told from Old Gregg’s perspective.
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