he slashes one way… he slashes the other…
Howard gets sick of Vince getting all the attention and takes steps of a magical nature to do something about it. You’d be surprised how fast something like that can spin out of control wait, you wouldn’t? Man, you’ve seen this show before, haven’t you?
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Vince Noiyre, a young governess, takes a position at Thornfield Hall under the watchful eye of Howard Moonchester. But what are those noises coming from the attic? Why does everyone think Vince is a girl? And how old is Naboo?
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It’s Valentine’s Day and neither Howard nor Vince have the guts to do anything about it. So Naboo fixes it with his “magic” dust.
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Bainbridge is punished.
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Christmas fic challenge entry – Through a dramatic mix-up involving the Fountain of Youth and hair products, Howard and Vince become encased in tight youthful faces and are sent off to school. Can Howard endure puberty for the second time? Can Vince beat off all his admirers? (HAHA pun!) And can they stop fighting long enough to enter the school’s Christmas Talent Showcase? You’ll only know if you read, eh?
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Valentines challenge entry – Howard is tired of being lonely and puts out a personal ad, with messy results. Now he’s being stalked down the streets of London with a love-struck best mate, an aloof microphone, and a pop song that just… won’t… get… out of his head! Most incomprehensible summary ever, but it might make sense if you read the fic. 😀
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Howard learns that fame isn’t everything, Vince fangirls and Naboo weeps. Also includes refreshing magical beverages, a vicious rumour and several false moustaches.
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Response to the Secondary Characters challenge in which the lads find Old Gregg strapped to their van. Picks up where The Legend of Old Gregg ends.
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Set in the Zooniverse, Vince gets a new job and Howard gets left out. Awww.
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The Boosh is on the verge of breaking up for good, but an unexpected and impossible journey to the Zooniverse may teach Julian and Noel how to better appreciate their creations.
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An immensely silly fic – sort of if The Mighty Boosh were a children’s show. Just read it.
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A sort of A/U for “The Legend of Old Gregg”. What if Vince hadn’t rescued Howard? What if Howard had been forced to marry Gregg and form a band?
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