Shoreditch Doppelgängers
A gory, dark vampire story in three chapters.
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Character: Julian Barratt
Kiss and Swallow
Noel and Julian are dancing to IAMX. It’s unavoidable, really.
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Meretricious
Russell has always wondered what they’d be like together. He orchestrates a demonstration. Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding/Russell Brand threesome.
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The Glass Mushroom
“What’s wrong? What’s wrong? Well, let’s see, we’ve had to throw ourselves on the mercy of your parents for a place to sleep, you’ve got an unhealthy obsession with Topshop, and we’ve been transported back in time by a hideous lamp!”
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Distractions
Ways from distracting oneself from what one is meant to be doing
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In Those Jeans?
“Julian knew he was being cruel, but it was funny. Noel. Claustrophobic, in those jeans?” Noel gets himself into a tight spot. Julian finds it funny.
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Pelham Street
“You go and make me feel like this and now you’re saying shut yer noise, Noel, before you go and ruin a good thing—” Noel has a hissy fit on the corner of Pelham Street Inn. Julian’s used to it.
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About Old Gregg
“Old Gregg was about Julian and Noel: about how he desperately wanted Julian, so badly he could hardly draw breath sometimes, the delicious void in his lungs and heart whenever Julian was around.” Noel’s secret gets out, with some help from a treacherous wardrobe lady.
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To Make The Days Hurt Less
Julian’s dead, Noel’s cut up over it. Told from Dave’s P.O.V.
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dressing room
before the interview
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New experiences
Noel is stood up by a girl and goes to Julian’s instead. Bit of strong language – pretty much pornographic towards the end.
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Thursday Next
Julian Barratt/Russell Brand. Inspired by Julian and Noel’s appearance on Russell Brand’s 1 Leicester Square, and before at The Secret Policeman’s Ball. I saw sparks.
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