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Silent Hill vs The Mighty Boosh

Howard, Vince, Naboo and Bob Fossil take a works outing to the sleepy town of Silent Hill. It goes about as well as can be expected. A/N: You don’t need to have played the games or seen the film to understand this – no unusual characters are mentioned. Except monsters.

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Howard Moon Wins; Vince Noir Loses

Howard gets sick of Vince getting all the attention and takes steps of a magical nature to do something about it. You’d be surprised how fast something like that can spin out of control – wait, you wouldn’t? Man, you’ve seen this show before, haven’t you?

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26 Fics in 26 Minutes

A story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.

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Jane Eyre vs. The Mighty Boosh

Vince Noiyre, a young governess, takes a position at Thornfield Hall under the watchful eye of Howard Moonchester. But what are those noises coming from the attic? Why does everyone think Vince is a girl? And how old is Naboo?

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I’m Old Gregg: Photos Taken from their UK Tour, ‘06

A sort of A/U for “The Legend of Old Gregg”. What if Vince hadn’t rescued Howard? What if Howard had been forced to marry Gregg and form a band?

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Brokeback Milky

A fic to fill in the gap in “The Nightmare of Milky Joe”. How did Howard end up marrying Precious? Why does she abuse him so? What’s the obsession with shelves?

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