Universes
The only true map of a thing is itself. Meanwhile, Noel ponders his and Julian’s existence in a way only he can.
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The Miseducation of Howard Moon
Maverick-about-town and colon: adventurer though he may be, Howard starts to realize one morning that he is woefully underprepared to deal with the greatest challenge that has ever crossed his path.
Murderous Cockney geezers? Pfft. Transgendered psychotic mermen? No problem. Vicious urban foxes? Piece of cake. Best friend laying naked on you in a bathtub?
… better come back to that last one.
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My Precious
Written for Toratio on livejournal, who requested “Protective!Julian. Don’t care much of circumstances, just Julian protecting Noel. Hurt/comfort is love.” In a pub, Julian waits for Noel to come back from the bathroom. But he doesn’t come back.
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Gingerbread Houses and Other Festive Failures
On Christmas Eve, in the absence of Vince and his Plan Pony, Howard fails miserably at constructing a gingerbread house. His sad lump of greyish dough brings the flaws of their friendship to floury light.
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The Method Actor
While Vince suits up, Howard scats out. What happens when each tries on the other’s identity for size? Take a peek inside for some comic scrambles, scat allergies, extremely tight jumpsuits, and sweet, sweet fluff. Did I mention rather tight jumpsuits?
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Logical Conclusions
Does your brain know something you don’t know? Jump in for a nail-tapping, pencil-snapping, lap-climbing story in which Vince tries to understand his own mind and Howard gets used as a make-shift motorway.
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How Naboo Stole Christmas
When Naboo goes Grinch and steals all public holidays from his hapless employees, Howard and Vince must make do with the one day they’ve got. So what is there to celebrate on a non-holiday holiday? (Well, fluff, for one thing.)
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Cheeky Park Resuscitation
Lolling about in a park on a sunny day, Howard manages to drown himself in angst. Will Vince set aside his epic daisy chain and commence the CPR procedure?
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The Bet
Howard and Vince make a bet. Cue Vince being a complete flirt and Howard being a complete fool.
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Why do you love me?
Inspired by the song why do you love me by garbage.
Howard is trying to understand why vince is in love with him.
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Seven Days with Mr Jones
What happens when Dan leaves hospital
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Licking The Smell of Screaming
A series of vignettes, if you will. A snapshot fic, but I wanted to write one too.
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