Wish You Were Here
Dan goes away, leaving Jones all alone. Then Dan comes back. Don’t you find postcards always arrive at the same time you get home? Tsk.
Continue readinghe slashes one way… he slashes the other…
Dan goes away, leaving Jones all alone. Then Dan comes back. Don’t you find postcards always arrive at the same time you get home? Tsk.
Continue readingA story for a song by a band starting with every letter of the alphabet. Ranging from angst to fluff to humour to porn to general whimsy. Encompassing Boosh, RPS, Nathan Barley, Robots in Disguise, and Asylum, and probably a few other things too.
Continue readingSweet – Pete/Stitch. How did they get from brawling in the pub, to snuggled up together in bed? Only this fic will explain it.
Continue readingVince Noiyre, a young governess, takes a position at Thornfield Hall under the watchful eye of Howard Moonchester. But what are those noises coming from the attic? Why does everyone think Vince is a girl? And how old is Naboo?
Continue readingPWP – Late night drinking games lead Howard and Vince to reveal a little too much about themselves. Then they take off allllllll their clothes.
Continue readingAn explanation of how Rosey and Bauer got to be Rosey and Bauer.
Continue readingVamp!Boosh. Howard’s been running, but now he’s been found.
Continue readingNoel decides he’s had enough of the fictional bum sex…and somebody has to pay.
Continue readingHow Dan Ashcroft met Jones.
Continue readingDan Ashcroft is asked to write about BSH for sugaRAPE.
Continue readingThis was inspired by the interview in which Noel and Julian discuss how they first met. I took the incredible liberty of filling in the gaps. It’s in four parts, one very long and three quite short, spanning the first few months from Noel initially seeing Julian’s stand up, to Noel performing on the same bill some months later and inviting Julian back to his place afterwards. Not much happens, but everything could happen. If that makes any sense. This is not slash really, think of it as pre-slash. But it’s not really that either 😀
Continue readingNoel’s stuck for a present for Julian. Basically an excuse for PWP.
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