Length: 5-10k

Your Biggest Secret Fan

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Christmas fic challenge entry – Through a dramatic mix-up involving the Fountain of Youth and hair products, Howard and Vince become encased in tight youthful faces and are sent off to school. Can Howard endure puberty for the second time? Can Vince beat off all his admirers? (HAHA pun!) And can they stop fighting long enough to enter the school’s Christmas Talent Showcase? You’ll only know if you read, eh?

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The Beginning of Something Interesting

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For challenge #7, this is a re-write/extension of certain scenes in “Hitcher,” which, curiously enough, has very little of the Hitcher in it at all. This version presumes that Vince doesn’t finish his story about the monkeys because he actually can’t remember what happened. What did happen, then? And how does it involve Howard? Sometimes, one decision creates a bond that will survive time, memory loss, and extremely opposing tastes in music.

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Candy Heart Nightmare

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Valentines challenge entry – Howard is tired of being lonely and puts out a personal ad, with messy results. Now he’s being stalked down the streets of London with a love-struck best mate, an aloof microphone, and a pop song that just… won’t… get… out of his head! Most incomprehensible summary ever, but it might make sense if you read the fic. 😀

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Brokeback Milky

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A fic to fill in the gap in “The Nightmare of Milky Joe”. How did Howard end up marrying Precious? Why does she abuse him so? What’s the obsession with shelves?

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