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Inveigle

Posted on 23 April 200824 July 2021 by SMelody

Julian can’t stop thinking about Noel… with another man.

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Howard Moon, Former Male Prostitute

Posted on 16 April 200824 July 2021 by accioarse

How Howard Moon ended up as a former male prostitute, how Bob Fossil found out about it, and where Vince comes into the equation. (Although Fossil doesn’t appear until later parts, and neither does Vince.) Set before the time of The Boosh.

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Return of the Spirit of Jazz

Posted on 10 April 200825 July 2021 by Amy Wolf

The Spirit of Jazz has come back for Howard.

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Changes

Posted on 23 March 200825 July 2021 by samjen

Noel and Julian’s friendship develops into something more. How will they both react.

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The Other Half

Posted on 10 March 200825 July 2021 by prepare4trouble

Body swap fic! While Naboo is away for the weekend, Howard and Vince manage to get themselves into trouble

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Green Hours

Posted on 24 January 200823 July 2021 by jeudi

Noel is being offered up like a prize and Julian isn’t sure he can refuse. Julian/Noel with Ringmaster Russell Brand. The second and final part is now up.

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A Booshmas Carol

Posted on 26 December 200724 July 2021 by bonbonbourbon

The festive season has reached the Mighty Boosh boys and Vince is as ever in the party mood with Howard tagging behind. But something isn’t quite right in their fairy tale world.

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In Old Sargasso

Posted on 25 December 200724 July 2021 by jeudi

Julian has rules about this; Noel is determined to dismantle them.

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Shoreditch Doppelgängers

Posted on 23 December 200725 July 2021 by The Lizard

A gory, dark vampire story in three chapters.

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Married on the Morrow

Posted on 11 December 200724 July 2021 by Thingogram

Sequel to When You Came Home Late. Vince has agreed to marry Terry, but Howard is convinced that Vince is making a big mistake.

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Meretricious

Posted on 7 December 200724 July 2021 by jeudi

Russell has always wondered what they’d be like together. He orchestrates a demonstration. Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding/Russell Brand threesome.

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Get Foxed

Posted on 5 December 200723 July 2021 by accioarse

Howard and Vince are faced with a new addition to the Nabootique. Series 3, but no spoilers.

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